Sleeping Beauty

18+, Trans Girlie, Lesbian, 20, Audhd, Tabletop game freak

[mydogtige]

Belly Button Attack, Part 2 by kinsei_3

[sapphic-suchoripterus]

couldn't find an edit so I made it myself

[passengerpigeons]

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

[passengerpigeons]

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

[passengerpigeons]

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[sleepybeauty42]

They’re saying hello kitty tshirt and panties are the look of the summer

[porygonally]

i am beginning to realize that when i say “im bored” people understand that as “i have nothing to do and i need something to do”. and what i actually mean is “holy shit i am incapable of doing anything even though i have lots of things i can do and want to do and i feel like the world is mildly grey and soul sucking and my brain is numb”

which now that i’m typing it out that sounds like executive dysfunction

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[xantchaslegacy]

[enki2]

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[princessdraconic]

wotc has gotten. just. devastatingly good at servicing fans of mtg in between ub slop sets. i feel like im with a girl who's annoying as fuck and can't stop making references to the marvel cinematic universe and thinks superman is stronger than goku but she gives unreal head. absolutely reality shattering blowjobs

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[melancholic-whimsy]

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

[regalbunnicorn]

“Listen kid, red players and blue players have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time”

*camera cuts to a red player and a blue player leashed to each other, making out, touching boobs, etc*

[regalbunnicorn]

*stepping out of FNM covered in hickeys*

“I think Izzet might be too good in Standard right now.”

[regalbunnicorn]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[apothecarydemon]

makes your satirical catgirls woke and lesbian

[preyingforsnuff]

When I say that I'm a monsterfucker you've got to understand that I don't mean a sexy dracula. Like, yes, I am not immune to a sexy dracula, but what I'm REALLY talking about is like. I want to have a meetcute with This Thing

[sleepybeauty42]

Behir are very cute. Have many cuddles with behir