Pleasantly Confused

Definitely not disappointed ☉♌︎ ☾♐︎ ↑♍︎ 02z || 18 || INFJ-A || 1W2 || Ravenclaw

[slutdge]

squint for me real quick

[tartrazeen]

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

[tartrazeen]

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[fernicenty]

in my borzoi era 🐾

[soft-lovely]

dark academia

[oddarette]

You are alone in a strange place. The murmurs of ghosts echo through the corridors. Instead of people there stand pools of water, isolated forever. A phone rings off in the distance. Do you answer?

[fluffysheeps]

Strawberry sharkcake 🍰🦈

[spicymochi]

your month, your puppy!

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[fohk]

[beesmygod]

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

[anna-antoshchenkova]

The Fairy of the Dragon Flame

[haiang]

fall⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀turn

fall in ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀turn your face

fall in love ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀turn your face

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀towards the sun

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀let the shadows

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀fall behind you

fall in love again and again

fall in love again and again

fall in love again and again

fall in love again and again

[thoughtkick]

“Don’t be the reason someone feels insecure. Be the reason someone feels seen, heard and supported.”

— Cleo Wade

[fucktractor]

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[foone]

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

[evernightterrae]

[witchrotdraws]

I'm sorry but:

"am i being kidnapped?"

"no."

followed up immediately with:

"then am i free to go?"

".... no"

is the single funniest thing i've ever heard in dnd history. nothing will ever top it.