+I'll get there eventually+ Adult 30+ occasionally nsfw/suggestive Be nice or you get blocked :) 💜 check my pinned post for a tag of cool purple character designs!
A hot purple guy, or HPG, is a character or person who has the color purple as part of their appearance. My definition of the color purple varies on a case by case basis but that post about purple being an 'absolute banger with no misses' is a good reference.
Some of these colors might look pink or blue to the untrained eye, and that's because blue and pink are purple's beautiful sisters and I love them too.
Check below the readmore for potential questions or disclaimers, and check the tags of the post to find the hot purple guy tag so you can look at my hoard of purples.
Questions you might have
💜Do you take suggestions?💜
Definitely, if you know of an existing character or oc who might count as an HPG, send me them via messages or send an ask if you want me to look up an existing character from a show or other media.
💜Do they have to be 'hot' or a 'guy'?💜
☆ Hot is subjective, not every HPG will be a character I personally find attractive, but someone probably does! It's also a category I made up almost 2 decades ago so it's mostly just a fun title. The most important part of a HPG is that they are purple.
☆ The 'guy' part of this equation is also part of the fun title, and meant to encompass a group collective category. If you don't like that your purple oc is being referred to as a guy, I will remove the tag. I am not making additional tags or categories, I am doing this for fun and games.
💜Do you have limits?💜
☆ Sometimes a character will not hit the threshold for me and aren't purple enough. It's a case by case basis so sometimes the purple vibes don't hit.
☆ Generally speaking, I try not to tag non humanoids and underage characters with the tag. I follow Harkness Test rules for monsters and dragons, but not usually with this tag unless the character also has a humanoid form. Any characters tagged that aren't adults are solely because they are purple characters, the title is not an endorsement of my attraction to them and I will remove the tag if asked if your oc is tagged with it.
☆ I will also tag irl photos or videos of real people that wear purple; if you are tagged in the photo or video and do not want to be I will remove the tag.
☆ I try not to get too explicit on this blog so if something seems too nsfw, gratuitous, or fetish-y, I will avoid tagging it. If it appeals to me personally tho it's still getting tagged. So again, case by case.
☆ If you are mean to me for any reason I will block you, istg
Anyway that's the post, here's a meme for reading to the end:
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.
so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now
Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.
How do they communicate? How do they expect others to communicate? How well do they understand their body and their own capacity for pleasure? What do they tend to do to make their partner feel comfortable? How comfortable are they showing emotion in front of others? How much insight do they have into what their own emotions mean and are connected to? What are they focused on during the encounter? How conscious are they of exchanges of power and vulnerability? very very very good
alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks
[Image ID: Tumblr reply from theGrandMarsh reading: i hear tell that people are often more attracted to other humans than they are to alien rocks, and that imagining two attractive humans in a relationship fulfills them emotionally or sexually /End ID]
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