+I'll get there eventually+ Adult 30+ occasionally nsfw/suggestive Be nice or you get blocked :) 💜 check my pinned post for a tag of cool purple character designs!
A hot purple guy, or HPG, is a character or person who has the color purple as part of their appearance. My definition of the color purple varies on a case by case basis but that post about purple being an 'absolute banger with no misses' is a good reference.
Some of these colors might look pink or blue to the untrained eye, and that's because blue and pink are purple's beautiful sisters and I love them too.
Check below the readmore for potential questions or disclaimers, and check the tags of the post to find the hot purple guy tag so you can look at my hoard of purples.
Questions you might have
💜Do you take suggestions?💜
Definitely, if you know of an existing character or oc who might count as an HPG, send me them via messages or send an ask if you want me to look up an existing character from a show or other media.
💜Do they have to be 'hot' or a 'guy'?💜
☆ Hot is subjective, not every HPG will be a character I personally find attractive, but someone probably does! It's also a category I made up almost 2 decades ago so it's mostly just a fun title. The most important part of a HPG is that they are purple.
☆ The 'guy' part of this equation is also part of the fun title, and meant to encompass a group collective category. If you don't like that your purple oc is being referred to as a guy, I will remove the tag. I am not making additional tags or categories, I am doing this for fun and games.
💜Do you have limits?💜
☆ Sometimes a character will not hit the threshold for me and aren't purple enough. It's a case by case basis so sometimes the purple vibes don't hit.
☆ Generally speaking, I try not to tag non humanoids and underage characters with the tag. I follow Harkness Test rules for monsters and dragons, but not usually with this tag unless the character also has a humanoid form. Any characters tagged that aren't adults are solely because they are purple characters, the title is not an endorsement of my attraction to them and I will remove the tag if asked if your oc is tagged with it.
☆ I will also tag irl photos or videos of real people that wear purple; if you are tagged in the photo or video and do not want to be I will remove the tag.
☆ I try not to get too explicit on this blog so if something seems too nsfw, gratuitous, or fetish-y, I will avoid tagging it. If it appeals to me personally tho it's still getting tagged. So again, case by case.
☆ If you are mean to me for any reason I will block you, istg
Anyway that's the post, here's a meme for reading to the end:
why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
Sup, motherfuckers. I'm Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, the Baddest Ass alive.
I love hurting people, hot girls with big boobs who are sluts, Nine Inch Nails (the band), Jinco Jeans, knives, motorcycles, skulls, darkness, and purple.
I hate niceness, levis, Kevin Robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fucking deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663, life, airplane randy that lying dickhead, my dad, and football.
[I totally didnt pirate this stamp from @purple-morphsuit-guy]
[OOC below]
[Mod is @ashelf66, this is just a stupid joke I made after watching the Frankie Fey Coldsteel video. I don't condone the way Coldsteel acts, I'm playing a character, and the character's a dick.]
[I'm not affiliated with Sega, the creator of Coldsteel, the artists of the cool art, or anyone really. Just a dumb joke I made.]
hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night
i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............
pet rent is a stupid and exploitative fee along with rent in general but it's kind of obnoxious seeing Pet Parent™ types complain about it by saying that landlords should charge additional child rent instead as if that's not, like, something landlords would be chomping at the bit to do to impoverished and especially racialized tenants if it was anywhere in the vicinity of legal
