Trashmanship

Ah yeah, it’s crackhead time

[treetopview]

You know what I'm just learning, and I don't know who else needs to hear this but

it's not cheating to make things manageable for yourself

I'm very dyslexic but I love baking, and packet mixes have become my best friend, it's less reading, and less measuring ingredients and I know the end result will taste good.

I know the instructions for my favourite from memory and it makes it so much less stressful for me to enjoy something I love to do!

It's not cheating to wear slip on shoes if you can't manage laces, it's not cheating to try out a bus route before you have to go somewhere new for the first time, it's not cheating to look up the menu for a restaurant before you go out to eat.

make things easier for yourself, you deserve to be able to live your life and do whatever you need to, to make it manageable

[ampervadasz]

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Dark, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Wilford, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

While planning to break in somewhere

Wilford: Hey, let’s do “Get Help!”

Darkiplier: What?

Wilford: “Get Help.”

Darkiplier: No.

Wilford: C'mon, you love it!

Darkiplier: I hate it.

Wilford: It’s great! It works every time!

Darkiplier: It’s humiliating.

Wilford: Do you have a better plan?

Darkiplier: No.

Wilford: We’re doing it!

Darkiplier: We are not doing “Get Help!”

A Minute Later

Wilford, carrying Darkiplier: Get help! Please! They’re dying! Help them! 

Throws Darkiplier at guards, knocking them out

Wilford: Ahh, classic!

Darkiplier, getting up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Wilford, laughing: Not for me, it’s not.

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Actor: Did you like the food I made?

Celine: No, not really.

Actor: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Celine: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

[cinematech]

[caribouwolfonstilts]

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

[royboymain]

Happy 22/11/22, Non Americans!

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[amethystsoda]

[guy]

#forbidden crinkle fry #forbidden curly fry

[elierlick]

The names of the Club Q victims are out. Let’s pay our respects to each of them and celebrate their lives.

Daniel Davis Aston, 28

Daniel was a bartender at Club Q. An outspoken trans man, he continuously helped raise donations for Black trans people on his Instagram. He was “the light in every room” according to his close friend.

Raymond Green

Raymond was celebrating his friend’s birthday when the shots broke out. His friend Rich apprehended the shooter as he died. After his death, his girlfriend posted on Facebook, “u are my home. my heart. my everything. u changed my life. u made life worth living.”

Kelly Loving, 40

After moving from Florida, Kelly was new to the Colorado scene. A nurturing soul, she was “like a trans mother” to her friends. “She was loving, always trying to help the next person out instead of thinking of herself. She just was a caring person,” her sister told the New York Times.

Ashley Paugh, 35

Ashley and her friends decided to go to Club Q after spending time shopping and getting dinner together. She was a family woman and “lived for her daughter” according to her sister. She is survived by her husband and 11-year-old child.

Derrick Rump, 38

Always bubbly and joking, Derrick had no shortage of friends in the community. He was a part owner of Club Q. “He was a kind loving person who had a heart of gold,” his mother told reporters. “He was always there for my daughter and myself when we needed him also his friends from Colorado which he would say was his family also. He was living his dream and he would have wanted everyone to do the same.”

Colorado Gives is the official donation site for the survivors and victims’ families. Please donate if you can!

[shining-latios]

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

[fires-of-ninjago]

Like to Charge, Reblog to Cast

[hotdamndarkiplier]

Remember Maskiplier?

Y’know, that whole “put your mask on” bullshit @markiplier​ pulled in 2018?

I’ve polished my theory on this masked bitch and I’m about to pull it off like the Scooby gang 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVqsYq4kKxkJuvnM2Hsy_Saj91M6fbHCdf-l5D_jvl8/edit?usp=sharing

[hotdamndarkiplier]

brEATHES

I’m back :)

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[lajoyofmylife]

I rly hope u guys arent shittin me

[dramatic-mami3042-deactivated20]

Please work

[thetanzaniteknight]

Rb-img at 11:11 for extra good luck!!

[businessbois]

this just struck me but how much dsmp lore has charlie watched? where did “tommyinnit from a bunch of places” and “tommyinnit from nowhere in particular” come from??? like it makes perfect sense to us but charlie slimecicle isn’t out here running a tumblr blog dedicated to c!tommy analysis i don’t think. did he write those lines himself? who gave him the background knowledge for that? did he watch the vods? did he do it on accident?

[lilacandladybugs]

dude you can’t leave this in the tags

[alwerakoo]

Charlie’s lore is the equivalent of a monkey hitting the typewriter and accidentally producing Shakespeare

[fandomsumthing]

Br’aad has the same energy as a Baja Blast from Taco Bell

[svperorganism]

god the fucking br'aad vengolor brainrot fucking hits hard every hour of tha day

[fandomsumthing]

Br’aad driving into Ob'nockshai’s legs, knocking him down and the backing up on him in one of these