THE EARTH LAUGHS

the light only you can see

[yuppiesnpuppies]

How it feels

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[hotlanduniversity]

I am constantly stuck waiting for people at work who take fucking foreverrrrrrrr to do the simplest tasks and it’s starting to make me wanna chew sheet metal

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[hotlanduniversity]

Got in the car to go to a theater pretty far from home and only realized as we got onto the highway that I forgot my fucking double vision glasses so I won’t be able to actually SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE AT ALL.

[hotlanduniversity]

Idk how I’m expected to live or to want to live a life where I’m constantly forgetting extremely important things and completely fucking myself over, over and over and over and over ad infinitum ad nauseum with no actual improvement in symptoms or quality of life no matter what I do. Like i genuinely think I may be beyond help at this point

[hotlanduniversity]

Got in the car to go to a theater pretty far from home and only realized as we got onto the highway that I forgot my fucking double vision glasses so I won’t be able to actually SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE AT ALL.

[corviiids]

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

[hotlanduniversity]

No running water in my house at the minute . do I finally do it is it time

[tau1tvec]

Funny how originally The Sims was considered to be a satire on consumerism and late stage capitalism, and 26 years, 3 games, and thousands of dollars in DLC later, it might be getting in-game ads.

Full circle moment if the circle was on fire, and also the portal to hell.

[calamitysong]

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

[segamascott]

[clytemnestraaa]

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny