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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
sheepfilms
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almost home
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will byers stan first human second
@theartofmadeline
pixel skylines
NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Germany
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seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
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seen from South Korea
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@hottaterthot
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
nothing wrong with me
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Know a distraction when you see one.
(Sees a cigarette in your mouth) oh are we playing the pocky game? (eats it from the other side)
UPDATE: the person didn’t really make an algorithm, however that doesn’t affect goots being funny at all.
I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
“Real-time collisions”
inspiration
my twitter :)
Very funny that the govt is only giving tests to HOUSEHOLDS and not individuals therein
Correction:
to ADDRESSES
Separate apartments in one building count as separate addresses--look up exactly how your address is recorded by the usps. Some people have also worked around that by putting the apt number in the "street address" box instead of the secondary address line. Usps IS sending them to individual apartments, if yours was blocked you can send a service inquiry to emailus(dot)usps(dot)com/s/the-postal-store-inquiry
Relevant addition
kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening
“why the hell is this one getting so many notes” i think, briefly, before realizing we’re three years into The Great Loneliness and i have just wistfulposted on yearning dot com
*writhing around on the ground in pain* i really don’t think the amulet is that cursed…. you guys are overreacting. it looks great on me anyways. you guys are just jealous
More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.
More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…
normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.
please stop asking me how i'm doing, idk i'm ignoring it
Shoot that was my last quarter
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
IF YOUR BLOG IS PRO FROG AND PRO MINECRAFT SLAM THAT MF RB BUTTON BABEY!!!
