Goonibal

Sanne - 24- any pronouns Talk NBC's Hannibal to me Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat

[hottittiezuko]

Peter Parker suddenly being all easy to anger because his hormones are messing with him, bitch you ain’t special that’s literally me and any other woman once a month

[hottittiezuko]

Nothing gives me more gender dysmorphia than when I’m listening to Charlie xcx/slayyyter/ lorde and more and realising I’m not a gay twink wearing a black compressed crop top with bandana

[hottittiezuko]

Louis and Armand when they were coming up with a plan to trick their boy toy after stalking him for years and they reached flow state after deciding Armand was going to be a servant

[hottittiezuko]

Young Daniel Molloy being clicker trained by Armand and forgetting about it but the trigger is there.

Imagine old Daniel and Armand hanging out and Daniel suddenly hearing a sound and getting more aroused and he doesn’t know why. Old Daniel doing regular tasks for Armand (BECAUSE HE ASKED) expecting something but Daniel can’t figure out why he wants to do that and he’s going crazy and he’s horny all the time and maybe even whining (like old times)

[hottittiezuko]

On another note the old man and the century old twink are definitely fucking

Good for them

[hottittiezuko]

I have some work to do?!?! DAWG YOU ARE STILL NOT LISTENING TO HER NONE OF YALL ARE LISTENING TO HER

[fay989]

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

[hottittiezuko]

Daniel may not have been there physically, but after the first interview every time Louis and Armand had sex, it was a threesome.

Armand telling Louis what Daniel did that day, how Armand has been stalking Daniel. Louis talking about Daniel while talking Armand through it

[hottittiezuko]

You’re in a questionable actions competition and your opponents are Lestat, Louis and Armand and you just know you’re not even competing for a medal, you don’t even get an honourable mention

[maelancoli]

the writers did so fucking well at portraying and deconstructing the over abundant amount that lestat in the text romanticizes his abusers. he calls it the "seduction of magnus" multiple times throughout the vampire chronicles instead of admitting he was preyed upon. when you read the books you have to look between the lines of his flowery prose and avoidance but the show took a corny over the top music video style approach and then slammed it next to a full blown ptsd flashback to make sure the audience did not have a chance to misinterpret or mock anything and i respect them for that

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

Op, the tags deserve to be here too!

[hottittiezuko]

WHYYYYY WAS DANIEL CALLING ARMAND A BOTTOM LIKE ITS A SLUR

YES HE IS THAT AND THE OTHER THINGS DANIEL CALLED HIM BUT DO NOT SHAME HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCES LIKE THAT

[professional-rat-eater]

The biggest sign Daniel is not doing well is that there’s no skill to how he’s questioning Lestat. Daniel has always been abrasive, but he’s never just been an asshole and he’s not even really asking him anything. He’s just provoking him. He may as well be saying “and then what?” over and over.

There’s the stuttering question. When he asked Louis if it was raining, it was to remind him that his memory is imperfect and can’t be treated objectively. There are holes in his story. He’s doing it so much with Lestat but never gets anywhere. Shouldn’t he have realised before now that he’s not going to get the whole truth from him? Not ever?

He took Gabrielle’s suggestion of asking about the great conversion so quickly and there was a kind of resignation in the way he asked. He barely made an attempt to get anything from him before that. Lestat has probably worn him down over the last two months, but there was a method with Louis. He was attentive to detail. He caught every little discrepancy. There’s been none of that with Lestat. He’s not even trying at all. I don’t think he can try.

I fear he’s back to being that boy who fumbled over his tape recorder again except now he has all the baggage of fifty additional years of life AND he’s relapsed. He’s off his game more than he’s potentially ever been. No wonder he was so gleeful but getting something out of Lestat. There’s predatory journalism, but Daniel never pushed Louis like that. He pushed him until he was crying, but there was always a point to it. This was nothing. Daniel is unravelling in front of us.

[hottittiezuko]

Ldpdl there’s a heatwave happening you did not need to look that hot in that house doing what you did

TONE IT DOWWNNNNN

[hottittiezuko]

Nothing could have prepared me for the emotional whiplash I got after seeing this episode

[hottittiezuko]

Now why was that lady Mary Winchestering on the ceiling in episode 1 of season 3 of the vampire Lestat

[alsoknownasallison]

I love lestat's version of louis. he's captivating, he's witty, he's scarily intelligent, he flirts with cruelty, yet he has the capacity for extreme restraint and composure, and it's all paired with that face.....lestat i understand you. I get it.