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Certified little guy 20 | he/him

[houndt33th]

Reblog shitpost hell that is also unfortunately my main

Poetry/photo diary: @cottont33th

Art; @houndt33th-art

Teen wolf insanity: @skylerverse-teenwolf

DNI

- Zionists

- Proshipers

- zoos

- transphobes

[dogwizard]

Svalbard sled dogs by fruchtzwerg's world

[i-am-a-fish]

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE AN ENTIRE TUBE OF PRINGLES OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[i-am-a-fish]

something just happened to half of it

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[tiruvenkadu]

absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.

[alexaloraetheris]

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

My alternative to the troll face, the appreciative face

[adorable-bunnies-deactivated202]

[asfodeltide]

For class

[cannibalchicken]

[evengirlierballs]

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

[cipher-wise]

[lamignonette]

Yohji Yamamoto SS00 catalogue

[loveridden1999]

we need more pusssy eating agenda on tv #eatpussy2026

[kidovna]

the look of love (from today’s magma session)

[kidovna]

the party in the 90s

[kosmogrl]

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[valenalentine]