ramblings and such

Hi! I like to ramble and tend to post a lot of random shit!

[gallifreyburning]

[redscharlach]

Kakotheric and proud (and sweaty)

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Rasputin

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[inthefallofasparrow]

Schrödinger's Tortoise

[inthefallofasparrow]

[robbirdthe8th]

I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

[mishasminions]

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

[ghostabletoastables-moved-deact]

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

[kokiri-leaf]

This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

There’s an Alice Cooper cover and it goes really well with this. Because Alice Cooper.

[comikbook]

lets make bad art together

[comikbook]

[comikbook]

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[audhdgoku]

Being Nefarious With Mama

[goldfyshie927]

““You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.””

— Elizabeth Taylor (via naturaekos)

[foliagemanusya-xxii]

f cups just seems like a massive weak spot, whereas the washboard chest can be considered the true symbol of power

[chateau-bluerose]

whatever you say princess I'm not about to argue with the tatami mat I sleep on

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[sickfuture]

cd in a microwave

[newtgeiszler]

it looks like an ancient rune activating its magic

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

GitHub - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI: Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

[creechie]

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

[the-future-is-chrome]

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it