Why are you even here?

All free time spent tumblr-ing, reading, eating, sleeping, listening to music or watching tv. Reblogs Sherlock, Glee, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Avengers, Supernatural, Hannibal, Darren Criss, general science doo-dah, pretty things, awesome quotes, food, beautiful thin English men. DFTBA.

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[ebookporn]

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[narwhalsarefalling]

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

[narwhalsarefalling]

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

[narwhalsarefalling]

wow i can’t believe that worked

[yourlocal-charlatan]

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

[seraphiclore-deactivated2026030]

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

[chimaeraundying]

[transmechanicus]

[kaijuno]

New kinda guy just dropped and I’m here for it

[prokopetz]

I keep seeing folks my age getting grumpy about early 2000s cell phone designs being described as "retro", and, like, let's be serious for once – those goofy things had kind of a retro vibe even when they were new. They were not a solution to a real problem that anyone had; they were like someone was trying to make Star Trek communicators real. Which was very cool compared to today's nondescript slabs of fragile glass, don't get me wrong, but let's not pretend we were on the aesthetic cutting edge here. It was 1960s sci-fi shit with more chrome.

[changelingsrule]

As much as I want to say you are wrong, the inventor of the cell phone said in a documentary that he was inspired to make it because of Star Trek.

[peliydoritos]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[transfemmbeatrice]

starting a collection. please add on

[fairytalefem]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dipping a large body of bread into hot stew and tearing off a chunk with your bared teeth is respectful and good. it shows the Earth we want to be here, and will fight to remain. our ancestors understood

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bonus points if you hunker down over your bowl to prevent spills, but the overall effect is one of a Beast growling over a fresh kill to remind other Beasts to wait their damn turn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IT IS THE SEASON FOR STEW!!! 🗣️📣

[charseraph]

Collection

[electronicmail]

hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[beaft]

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

[eatmorebikes]

[everrgrreeen]

the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down