🤙yello?!?

gimmick blog: i count the yellow-ness of posts ⭐️🌼🍋🍌she/her🧀🌽⚠️🍯

[how-much-yellow]

how much yellow!

the only relevant question. hi im a silly goofy blog and I count the amount of times people spell out 'yellow' in their posts because it's the best color.

i wish i could make text more yellow than just orange (I AM AWARE IT IS ORANGE LMAO) but i guess imperfection is fate.

feel free to send me an ask to count something! I have gotten a lot of 'Yellow' by Coldplay and 'Yellow Submarine' asks & have already done them lol. I'll make a 'song counts' tag so you can see which songs I have already done :)

other fun gimmick blogs like this one (not run by me, but very lovely!):

@how-many-purples

@how-many-blues

@this-many-green

@this-much-pink

@how-much-penis (lmfao)

@pigeonfinder

@goncharov-finder

@musical-posts

different tags I use:

#yellow count - self explanatory

#not a yellow count - also self explanatory

#yapping - often just 'not a yellow count' again, but generally the vibe of me yapping abt something or w/ someone. sometimes does include a yellow count somewhere else in the post tho

#song counts - songs I've been requested to count the yellows of

[how-much-yellow]

yellow wher did u go... i miss seeing u on my dash..... :'(

i'm not dead! i swear. uh just stopped using tumblr sorry :( i come on to clear my notifs every few weeks tho so i will say hi maybe

also:

yellow wher did u go... i miss seeing u on my dash...... :'(

yellow y - 1.17 YELLOWS

[fiyaerrigan]

It's annoying as hell to do but if you go into the html text editor or w/e it's called you can change the text to yellow!!! On mobile so I cannot do it now but it is 👍 good for when you absolutely YEARN FOR YELLOW 💛💛💛💛

[how-much-yellow]

yeah i know i'm just lazy af lmao. as proven by that i haven't been on tumblr in months and will probably continue to not be lol

It's annoying as hell to do but if you go into the html text editor or w/e it's called you can change the text to yellow!!! On mobile so I cannot do it now but it is 👍 good for when you absolutely YEARN FOR YELLOW 💛💛💛💛

yellow yellow yellow - 3 YELLOWS

[how-much-yellow]

yellow wher did u go... i miss seeing u on my dash..... :'(

i'm not dead! i swear. uh just stopped using tumblr sorry :( i come on to clear my notifs every few weeks tho so i will say hi maybe

also:

yellow wher did u go... i miss seeing u on my dash...... :'(

yellow y - 1.17 YELLOWS

[how-much-yellow]

ty for this blog. i fuckin love the color yellow

YEAHHH YELLOW

[artbyblastweave]

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

[eikotheblue]

these tags are gold omg

[rhysintherain]

It's a misconception that the mimics are hunting humans when they trail along at the back of hiking groups.

In fact, the creature you'll find suddenly walking beside you and acting as if they've always been there is almost certainly a juvenile, as the adults lose the ability when they reach reproductive age.

Recent studies suggest the forest mimic is less like a preying mantis (mimicry as a hunting strategy) and more like a cuckoo (mimicry as a protective strategy for their young). Adult forest mimics will leave their offspring near a group of hikers while they forage during the day, and retrieve them near trailheads in the evening. Groups of hikers provide safety from predators and allow the parents of the species the freedom to forage more widely.

For this reason, the traditional advice to never let a mimic into your vehicle is still very important, as this would separate the young mimic from its mother. If a juvenile forest mimic does follow your group to the parking lot, you can keep it entertained with trail snacks, dad jokes, and simple goofs. The mother will usually collect them shortly before sunset.

When you notice the woods around the trailhead go silent and feel a sense of nameless foreboding, find an excuse to avert your attention from the juvenile so it can sneak back into the forest to rejoin its mother, convinced it's fooled another party of unsuspecting humans.

[how-many-purples]

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

purple purple pu - 2.33 PURPLES

[how-much-yellow]

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

yellow yellow yellow ye - 3.33 YELLOWS

[deckerspainting]

i need the creators of the minecraft movie to actually sit down, and play minecraft. to start a survival world and build their first shitty house and experience the excitement of upgrading your tools and weapons and armour. to go to the nether and find a fortress and trade with the pigmen. to eventually go to the end and kill the enderdragon and struggle to pick up the egg. i need them to beat the game for the first time and see "and the universe said i love you because you are love"

[how-much-yellow]

i need the creators of the minecraft movie to actually sit down, and play minecraft. to start a survival world and build their first shitty house and experience the excitement of upgrading your tools and weapons and armour. to go to the nether and find a fortress and trade with the pigmen. to eventually go to the end and kill the enderdragon and struggle to pick up the egg. i need them to beat the game for the first time and see "and the universe said i love you because you are love"

yellow yello - 1.83 YELLOW

[how-much-yellow]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP !

Teammates. FRIENDS. TO HELL WITH THAT. why am I inferior to YOU? I was extremely particular about my life, my grades, my public image! SO SOMEONE WOULD WANT ME AROUND!! I am an ACE DETECTIVE. A CELEBRITY!!! But you- You're just some criminal TRASH living in an ATTIC. SO HOW!! how does someone like YOU have things I DON'T?????? HOW CAN SUCH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH BE MORE SPECIAL THAN ME?!?!? THIS ARGUMENT IS MEANINGLESS!!!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP !

Teammates. FRIENDS. TO HELL WITH THAT. why am I inferior to YOU? I was extremely particular about my life, my grades, my public image! SO SOMEONE WOULD WANT ME AROUND!! I am an ACE DETECTIVE. A CELEBRITY!!! But you- You're just some criminal TRASH living in an ATTIC. SO HOW!! how does someone like YOU have things I DON'T?????? HOW CAN SUCH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH BE MORE SPECIAL THAN ME?!?!? THIS ARGUMENT IS MEANINGLESS!!!

yellow yellow yell - 2.67 YELLOWS

it took me an embarassingly long time to realize this was from something lmao

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[how-much-yellow]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

yellow ye - 1.33 YELLOWS

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[how-much-yellow]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

yellow yello - 1.83 YELLOWS

[how-much-yellow]

lemon-lime or secret third flavor?

irl i honestly have no preference like they're all the same to me. but for the bit. YELLOOOOOWWWWW 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 1 set of parentheses.

[the-enchanting-table]

This post has been enchanted with Smite II and Unbreaking.

[paper-mario-wiki]

what are you doing to me

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: g, at t ? (c ca) T t a t at. T t a cat t t a ag. at a g t

Closest match: Apogon imberbis genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cardinalfish

(image source)

[spider-man-counter]

String identified:

g, at t ?

(c ca)

T t a t at.

T t a cat t t a ag.

at a g t

Closest match: Apogon imberbis genome assembly, chromosome: 5

Common name: Cardinalfish

Spider count: 0

Man count: 2

Spider-Man count: 0

[paper-mario-wiki]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Whale Fall

Mm... yummy carrion. This will introduce nutrients to the dark depths.

[inthefallofasparrow]

You gonna eat that grenade or what?

[only-lonely-stars]

@how-much-yellow

[how-much-yellow]

hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

yell - 0.67 YELLOWS

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[how-much-yellow]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

yellow yello - 1.83 YELLOWS

[key-lime-soda]

this whole "draw miku from your culture/country/area" trend made me realize that hatsune miku is like the Spiderverse. she exists in an infinite number of settings with various life lore. every music video for a miku song has its own universe. u could draw her from any country and it'd still be miku. you could give her any job, aesthetic, or personality and it'd all still be miku. all you need is that bright teal hair (or hat/scarf/hijab/etc.) in two ponytail-esque shapes and you've got miku. she's got a few recurring design traits but other than that she can be anything and she'll still be the one and only miku

[how-much-yellow]

this whole "draw miku from your culture/country/area" trend made me realize that hatsune miku is like the Spiderverse. she exists in an infinite number of settings with various life lore. every music video for a miku song has its own universe. u could draw her from any country and it'd still be miku. you could give her any job, aesthetic, or personality and it'd all still be miku. all you need is that bright teal hair (or hat/scarf/hijab/etc.) in two ponytail-esque shapes and you've got miku. she's got a few recurring design traits but other than that she can be anything and she'll still be the one and only miku

yellow yellow yello - 2.83 YELLOWS

[homunculus-argument]

Whoever was the first bouncer who came up with the "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" was one hell of a king for setting professional emotional boundaries. Such a gentle and tactful but explicitly clear way of concisely saying "look man I'm not telling you to go solve all your problems. All I need you to do for me is to stop being my problem."

[how-much-yellow]

Whoever was the first bouncer who came up with the "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" was one hell of a king for setting professional emotional boundaries. Such a gentle and tactful but explicitly clear way of concisely saying "look man I'm not telling you to go solve all your problems. All I need you to do for me is to stop being my problem."

yellow yello - 1.83 YELLOWS

[fishylolz]

Trying this out, because I need some motivation

Watch this get like 2 notes

If this gets 100 notes, I will start drawing again

If this gets 500 notes, I will start exercising and stop skipping meals, as well as listening to my alarms

If this gets 1000 notes, I will start maintaining proper hygiene (not skipping showers/baths, brushing my hair, cleaning my room, etc)

If this gets 1500 notes, I will make more music (and post it), and finish my animations (and post them)

If this gets 2000 notes, I will tell my parents about my physical disabilities and ask them to help me get a mobility aid (rollator maybe?)

ALSO DONT SPAM COMMENTS BC THAT STRESSES ME THANKS

[kitten-kokomo]

@rory-multifandom-mess @the-haiku-bot @thatguywhodoesstuff @invader-mothisback @how-much-yellow @artsy165 @viewer-of-many @violet-crimsolver @fuzzdirectory @samanthachan @krispyheartcollection @derp-guy @2stregafangirl @undeadfvckgirl-base @spastuetheobsessedphylosopher

It’s like a tag game, but it also forces people to take care of themselves!

[how-much-yellow]

Trying this out, because I need some motivation

Watch this get like 2 notes

If this gets 100 notes, I will start drawing again

If this gets 500 notes, I will start exercising and stop skipping meals, as well as listening to my alarms

If this gets 1000 notes, I will start maintaining proper hygiene (not skipping showers/baths, brushing my hair, cleaning my room, etc)

If this gets 1500 notes, I will make more music (and post it), and finish my animations (and post them)

If this gets 2000 notes, I will tell my parents about my physical disabilities and ask them to help me get a mobility aid (rollator maybe?)

ALSO DONT SPAM COMMENTS BC THAT STRESSES ME THANKS

yellow yellow yellow yello - 3.83 YELLOWS

[tofupixel]

plagiarism in writing: bad, unforgivable, 3 hour youtube callouts

plagiarism in art: nothing is original anyway : ) theres no such thing as artstyle theft : ) this 1 thing is a bit different so its not plagiarism : )

[how-much-yellow]

plagiarism in writing: bad, unforgivable, 3 hour youtube callouts

plagiarism in art: nothing is original anyway : ) theres no such thing as artstyle theft : ) this 1 thing is a bit different so its not plagiarism : )

yellow yell - 1.67 YELLOWS

[how-much-yellow]

i assume someone's told you before, but you can actually make the text yellow!

i know! it just takes a bit more effort and time and when im trying to yellow a whole post it's just a little easier :)