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I am Kelsey. Pronouns: They/Them/Their This blog will mainly be video games, anxiety, & cats

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[previousjane]

Keep the romance alive by dying, staying dead for two years, and then surprising your lover in a romantic location, like a colony under attack by a mysterious alien force

[chuckdrawsthings]

that’s too much, man

[howstuffworks]

How Aerial Reforestation Works http://stuf.ly/aerial-reforest

[fghtergrrrl]

BOMB NATURE WITH TREES!! MOTHER NATURE MISSLES!! ATTACK DEFORESTION WITH THE UTMOST AGGRESSION!! FUCK YES!!! THIS IS MY AESTHETIC!!!

[kasaron]

You’ve heard of Orbital Bombardment, but now, get ready for ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[sin-of-omission]

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

[bobo543732]

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[suave-svav]

are you okay

[bardstardish]

Am I Ever?

[starlightandtears]

I love sleeping and sleep culture.

[howcaul-blog]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

coyotes are loud and annoying

I want to go to sleep and never wake up

I don’t want to work another 10 hour shift

I don’t want to work mandatory weekend shifts

I want to go to sleep and never wake up

[darth-occlus-deactivated2019050]

Pros of dying in a nuclear war: I finally escape these student loans.

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[awesomeships-deactivated2017122]

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

[e-029]

When I don’t get what u mean

[trashysnakehasfeels-deactivated]

this video is my aesthetic 

[internationalemeteorologie]

Gatti di Roma

calendar and postcards by Giancarlo Gasponi 

[coffeemages]

@lordprotectorattano

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 13, 1904

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 13, 1904

[yesterdaysprint]

I guess these work a little better when you’re staring at them from further away..

Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 16, 1904

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Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 17, 1904

Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 19, 1904

Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 20, 1904 

[starofhonor]

This is some original click bait people

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

[sapiophobic]

Nutrients

[captainlatin]

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

[alivannarose]

I fucking love languages.

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In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

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[curiooftheheart]

Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.