[howgoodiscake]

To the person who left their £22 Anastasia lipgloss in my form room in college today, I am sorry for your loss

[howgoodiscake]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL BUBLE, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

[strlp]

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

[ultrafacts]

[r00k419]

Disco gets super excited about walks.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

when your clothes order arrives and everything looks great and you don’t have to return anything 

[9secretsigns]

she is out of your league

[literallyaflame]

i grew up really unimpressed by the grammys because my dad won one and it was always just there sitting on the piano and i was like ‘why are ppl so hyped up about this award i have one of those in my singlewide??????? what???’

[literallyaflame]

“dad i need to take a selfie with ur grammy”

“why?”

“bc the internet dOEsn’T bELieEVe me”

[legalmexican]

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

“So how’s school?”

[kingjaffejoffer]

Nicki Minaj thanked her pastor and challenged someone to fight on stage in a span of 30 seconds

[inkskinned]

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

[hairstylesbeauty]

[pissvortex]

[1995--emo]

[mirror]

When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up

[howgoodiscake]

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."

10pm: "I'm going to bed now."

11pm: "I'm going to bed now."

12am: "I'm going to bed now."

1am: "I'm going to bed now."

2am: "I'm going to bed now."

3am: "FUCK."

4am: "FUCK."

5am: "OKAY."

[stillhereunfortunately]

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: 

[bob-belcher]