How I Handle Most Things

Learning to accept I'm now a 30-something year old with zero clues as to what I'm doing. I haven't figured out a single effing thing about life and every day I'm edging closer and closer to the "Yikes!" side of the crazy line. And yes, in case you were wondering, I still work for my mother.

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Me on the first day of fall

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How I look the day after I convinced my 30-something-year-old ass I can still handle drinking and staying up all night and like I did in my 20s.

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When people start throwing the word “Responsibilities” in my direction:

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When my patience is razor thin and people give me snippy attitude

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When I know someone is saying the incorrect thing, but I’m trying hard to not be a know-it-all

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What I suspect my therapist ACTUALLY  wants to say to me

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What happens when my friends leave me alone with their food for just one second:

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How I look when I can stop myself from speaking the actual words, but cannot stop gesturing ”You’re an effing idiot” :

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When a coworker asks me to “look over” their presentation:

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When I’m on vacation and receive an email from my mother telling me how much she appreciates all I do around the office:

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If I could  go back in time to even this morning and give myself one piece of valuable advise to handle the day:

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How I Handle Being Called “Ma'am”

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How I Handle My Brithday From Now On

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When People At Holiday Parties and Family Gatherings Ask Me How Things Are Going With My Love Life:

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When I’m Responsible For Pouring My Own Drink

How I Look Pouring My First drink:

What I Look Like By The Time They Take The Privilege Away:

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When Someone Hands Me A Shot And Whilst Drinking, I Realize It’s Fireball

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When People Ask Me To Watch My Language In Front Of Children