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Please don’t pay for his music.

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

princessbubblegumandjustice

Literally from the article:

“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”

Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.

gahdamnpunk

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

prismatic-bell

If you were curious, that’s $714.33 in 2018 numbers.

It’s also approximately what I make for two weeks’ Labor.

dennys

mmmmmm dannys lamp

woshibai

“Competitive“ by Woshibai

Translator: @paradisesystems, Sally

artemiswasamerf

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

anthonycrowleymoved

disappearherenow

I would respect JK Rowling so much more if she just came out and said yeah the Harry Potter books don’t have enough representation, thats a problem and I’ll do better in future rather than being like oh actually Voldemort’s mum’s cat was gay.

victini

You can control white people by giving them cheese

0ndo

cheese is so good tho

victini

I got one

rainnecassidy

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

raggedyanndy

revengar

I have no idea what’s going on here

witchaj

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

ren-allen

GOD DAMN IT!!!

tie-riffic-blog

FUCKING HELL REN

ren-allen

IM NOT GOING DOWN ALONE DEX BUT IM SORRRYYYY

bot-dad

Hello not going down alone dex but im sorrryyyy, I’m Dad!

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear

Dear @classymetalhead

Sorry not sorry. Love you! ;)

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

this is so sad billy joel play us a song you’re the piano man

actionables

toostoked

art

mattheuphonium-blog

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

celestial-naiad

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

aregrettablehullabaloo

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

pyreo

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

pyreo

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds