… impressive.

zoe - she/her - 27 - i have regressed back to my teenage self and i am once again on my smosh bullshit

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[thememedaddy]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[striders]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[madamgoodparty]

shout out to the people who read my paulkins fic from 2019 and still give kudos

you da real ones

[bakwaaas]

’people you may know’ and it’s someone you prayed to never cross paths with in this lifetime again

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[lasrina]

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[asras-archive]

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Books for general reading always smell bad; the odor of common people hangs about them. Friedrich Nietzsche (1828-1900)

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

[Tolstoy’s War and Peace and Anna Karenina are] loose, baggy monsters. Henry James (1843-1916)

Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

[aromanticduck]

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[tintoysoldier]

In WWI, a tradition in German regiments was to photograph the tallest and shortest member of the regiment side by side. These photos were then often sold as postcards.

[hoodiegal]

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man

[sophsun1]

Have you ever thought about the possibility? That I could be royalty? Well, I don't know it's kind of hard to think of yourself as a duchess when you're sleeping on a damp floor.

Anastasia (1997) dir. Don Bluth & Gary Goldman

[headspace-hotel]

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

[headspace-hotel]

I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...

[headspace-hotel]

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

[hummingirls]

we have got to stop acting like we’re better than nature. we drink animal fluids and eat flesh and it’s gross because being alive is gross work and that’s so fine. we’re part of the ecosystem, and this “humans are a disease on earth we shouldn’t be interfering with animals at all” mindset that some people have is so oppositional to all the people who don’t live a first-world type life.