She loves me, she loves me not...

@honeybeeff wants to have lesbian sex w buildings 🏢🏗 there will be sum indecent posting here so keep that in mind

[bluehairedspidey]

GLaDOS to Chell walking around the inside of the testing facility: I know you're there. I can feel you here.

Me, about to solve the puzzle of how to have sex with a building:

[bippus]

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

[bigmilkymantatas]

@funnier-when-objectum

[yodaprod]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[howtofuckan-edifice]

if i remember i might do a little overview at some point of my stainless objects

[howtofuckan-edifice]

i have a love, appreciation, and maybe a bit of a fetish for polished stainless steel.

love a nice curve of stainless steel. smooth against the hands, nice weight, fairly low on the metallic smell depending. warms to your touch gradually, but eventually takes on your own resting body temperature.

[atrophi4pcb]

not really a housefucker but could breaker play be a thing? thoughts?

[infrastructurepervert]

spill

[viridiancolors]

look at this printer getting its ink loaded Right Now oh my gosh

[loutkari]

bridget and i, asia kepka

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[epicsause-official]

common sense tells you to not put your dick in industrial machinery, but surely that cant be true for all pieces of equipment. surely there is at least one machine in one factory somewhere that would feel really good on your shaft but no one has yet figured it out because of this so called common sense.

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[jabberwick]

Happy Pride to my little queer objectum freaks out there

[avantgardeyuri]

Speech bubble wife

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[star-thief]

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