Hmmm. Not Impressed.

Mom says it’s my turn on the existential crisis rook they/she 20

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[delphinidin4]

Tons more at the source!

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[officialfist]

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

[relelvance]

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

[alchemic-incantations]

I've started saying this to myself when I'm overthinking. Like girl.... get simplifying what is wrong with you

[relelvance]

Love that for you diva

[treecitysessions]

This is foul KDJKSFKKSMFJSKCKS

[lipstickontheglass1985]

college student wrapped:

you skipped 40 lectures!

you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!

you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!

you missed your bus 42 times!

you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!

your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!

on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[joeyclaire]

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

[flaming-shapeshifter]

so i finally watched goncharov and i knew to expect a lot of the plot beats thanks to tumblr but why did nobody mention that ice pick joe is executed on the steps of the cathedral??? the divine judgement symbolism... his being dragged into the church as being unwillingly redeemed holy fuck you guys

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

[saul-tortellini]

Slapping the homie's ass in the dust bowl and zapping both of us across the room

[agnesmontague]

the goncharov stuff made me think of a really good potential improv exercise: two people pretend to be an interviewer and a film director whose new film has come out/come under controversy/won an oscar etc and they have to build the entire lore of the movie together from scratch

the exercise could come in several flavors:

new release: this is the easiest one potentially bc both the interviewer and the director can skirt around stuff they can't think up by going "but we don't want to spoil the audience", opportunity to go off-prompt a little by talking about the director's "other movies" or past achievements

oscar win: very good for film-savvy improv artists, great opp to bullshit about story-writing and the creative process as well as things like film score or design choices if they want

controversy: probably the most fun, esp if the interviewer can cook up a truly wild controversy that both of them can lean wholeheartedly into. things like screenplay leaks/on-set drama/adaptation of very risky material etc is all fair game. also the most ripe opp for the director to lean into a deliberately eccentric or odd character

[whimsicalfairytales]

[turing-tested]

a lesbian: actually I thought I was a trans man for a while and it turns out I’m just butch

a trans man: oh same! i thought I was a lesbian and it turns out im a trans man

nonbinary person: ive thought I was both and now i realized i’m neither! isn’t it cool how we can all talk about our shared experiences

people who come into my inbox: how dare you have anything in common. you’re invalidating literally every trans and lesbian person at the same time

[jelliebeanbitch]

[howwasthattakenareyouserious]

Incredibles AU where syndrome interned for Edna mode

[howwasthattakenareyouserious]

reblogging my own post bc this fucks hard