I have decided to translate the Twisted Wonderland boys names into German as literally as possible, and rate them. (No I am not fluent in German, I'm only doing this because I don't want to do my German homework)
Rätsel Rosenherzs (10/10, might be the best one)
Zwei Spatens (could be better, 4/10) [ ALTERNATIVELY: Teufel Spatens 8/10 for the edginess of deuce translating to devil, and it rolling well]
Drei Klee (one syllable away from sounding like dry cleaner, very funny, but 4/10)
Versogen Diamont (points off for being a verb, 3/10)
Löwe Königgelehrte (doesn’t role well, even by German standards, but it vibes, 7/10)
Ruggie Bucchi (??? 1/10) [could have gone the 'rugged' route, but nah]
Wagenheber Heulen ( 8/10 ) [I had to translate jack from like- a car jack, so translating it back to English is very funny]
Blau Aschfahlgrotte (9/10, roles well, translates literally)
Jade Blutegel (points off for having unfulfilled potential, 4/10)
Floyd Blutegel (again, 4/10)
Jamil Schlange (eh, 3/10)
Kalim Al-Asim (,,,,, no comment)
Vil Schoenheit (already German, 0/10)
Apfel Felmier (old germanic already, but sure, 6/10)
Saatkrähe Jagd (SICK, 9/10) [alternatively: Turm Jagd, 5/10]
Idia Leichentuch (I'll forgive the lame first name, 7/10)
Gerade Leichentuch (wacky, but okay 6/10)
Hammer Drache (THATS FUNNY, 7/10)
Sebek Zigvolt (not german-able 0/10, BUT I DID FIND OUT THAT HE'S NAMED AFTER THE CROCODILE GOD WHICH MADE ME DO A SPIT TAKE)
Silber (more funny than it needs to be, 5/10)
Lilie von Schurke (very nice, 9/10)