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@hr-sdn-rep
“Thank you for calling SDN’s Human Resources Department. How can I help you?”
Hello, all. I’m Gwendolyn Aston, or Gwen. I’m a new HR representative here at the Torrence branch of SDN. Come to me with questions and/or concerns as needed.
( @hr-sdn-rep )
<Incoming message from- Gwennie>
Boop. Ollie wanted me to say hi.
Hullo, Gwen! Tell Ollie I said hi as well!
How are things over in California? Anything new since I threw Irn Bru at you? (I'm still heavy embarrassed about that...)
Nothing much! And don’t worry about full moon shenanigans, it was fun :) Ollie tried scaring Mark and didn’t quite succeed. He’s started calling me mom 🥹
... I'm flabbergasted. Ollie, the mischievous teenager who I met trying to steal a boat... is calling you mum?!
Yes he is 🥹🥹🥹 he’s still very mischievous but he’s not criminally so. He and Jenny are partners in crime!
( @hr-sdn-rep )
<Incoming message from- Gwennie>
Boop. Ollie wanted me to say hi.
Hullo, Gwen! Tell Ollie I said hi as well!
How are things over in California? Anything new since I threw Irn Bru at you? (I'm still heavy embarrassed about that...)
Nothing much! And don’t worry about full moon shenanigans, it was fun :) Ollie tried scaring Mark and didn’t quite succeed. He’s started calling me mom 🥹
Someone just contacted me through the SDN network to ask for me to help them get their car unstuck from a ditch. This is mental for several reasons:
They bypassed the step where you get put on call with a dispatcher
I don't even have a dispatcher anyway, I operate solo
They need an SDN agent to get their car unstuck when there's literally several different services designed for this exact situation
I'd have no ability to get their car unstuck anyway since I'm not in wolf form
THEY'RE IN CANADA?!
So that’s why we got an angry call in HR. I’ll call them back and explain that they have somehow exposed a dangerous bug in our system allowing them to contact a solo hero instead of a dispatcher able to help…
( @hr-sdn-rep )
Hello, Robert!
Your dog decided to come over and act as my heating pad, so if you’re wondering where he is, he’s on floor 5 in the HR department.
Alright Gwen, I’ll be sure to go get him before I clock out
I swear that little nugget always finds a way to get into things, but he’s too adorable to be stopped
Said nugget is always welcome up in HR! Everyone adores him up here. Just make sure he doesn’t wander down to R&D, at least, not without the Director’s permission.
( @hr-sdn-rep )
Hehehehe… hello there…
Hey, hey. I’m guessing you’re the Ollie I’ve heard so much about, hm?
Darn it! I was trying to be mysterious and spooky… 😡
*there’s a burst of laughter outside of Mark’s office- Gwen’s reading the chat logs from her computer.*
Oh, very mysterious. Very spooky. I’ve just got really good detective skills, kid. You’ll get me next time, I’m sure.
>:(
*The bubble starts up again, and it’s Gwen, texting from her computer.*
Totally, kiddo -Mom
MOM?!
( @hr-sdn-rep )
Hehehehe… hello there…
Hey, hey. I’m guessing you’re the Ollie I’ve heard so much about, hm?
Darn it! I was trying to be mysterious and spooky… 😡
*there’s a burst of laughter outside of Mark’s office- Gwen’s reading the chat logs from her computer.*
I am scrolling through footage from SDN Torrance last night and...
... that is, in fact, a suspiciously me-shaped werewolf running around at high Mach numbers and chucking Irn Bru at people.
Grand.
You feelin’ alright? You safe at home?
IRN BRU JUMPSCARE
*throws several two-litre bottles of Irn Bru in your direction*
THE OTHERS ARE FOR THE KIDS THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME
*sprints away at high speed*
@sdn-lupersonic
*she laughs as she catches the drinks.*
Thanks, luv! Don’t get too rowdy!
*reappears, now with an entire @sdn-hound on his back*
OLLIE, I HAVE BROUGHT YE A SECOND WEREWOLF!
HIS NAME IS BERTIE AND HE'S FRIENDLY
*Gwen bursts out laughing as Ollie runs to the door.*
HOLY SHIT!
Ollie, langua-ha-hage!
IRN BRU JUMPSCARE
*throws several two-litre bottles of Irn Bru in your direction*
THE OTHERS ARE FOR THE KIDS THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME
*sprints away at high speed*
@sdn-lupersonic
*she laughs as she catches the drinks.*
Thanks, luv! Don’t get too rowdy!
EVERYONE AT SDN GETS IRN BRU
I HAVE DECREED IT
Pfft. You’re shifted?
feeling random so um
TAG ONE PERSON WHO YOU THINK DESERVES THE WORLD AND WHO YOU LOVE VERY MUCH
(can be platonic or romantic love, feel free to specify)
and to the person being tagged...
YOU ARE SO LOVED, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD, AND HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY
obvi my tag is my bf <3 @choucon
JOIN THE TRAIN PEOPLE
((Ooc: WAHHHHHH TYSM JUNO (and Raccoon ofc <3) I LOVE Y'ALL TOO /pos /plat))
((TAGGING MY RP BLOG HOMIES TOO @h1v3-m1nd @theindustryplant @maho-from-torrents @coupe-degrace @bait-then-switch @sdnshouldpaymemore @sdnsfreaksquad Y'ALL ARE AWESOME AND ILY SO MUCH ^^))
GAAAAAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH??? JUMPS YOU RAHAIQKQOQ
@malevola-gibb-rp @punch-up @strangeryetcecil @eclipseddoll AND SO MANY OTHERS BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYONE'S URL AUGHHH I LOVE YOU ALL MY BEAUTIFUL HOMIEESSS
((Awwwww!!!! Thank you hun!))
((So many people to tag but very few of them are connected to this blog actually XD))
((Tagging: @batboner69 @robert-robertson-iii-sdn @strangeryetcecil))
/Thats so sweet!
/I absolutely adore this community!
/tagging: @robert-robertson-sdn @the-crimson-prowler @pupmech
oh my god i just stimmed and teared up so much //positive //
me?! me?! aughh thank you so muchh!!! <33 and i do too!!! i love you!!! //platonic and think you deserve the world and everything good!! same to the people i tag! all platonic //
tagging: @imstillnotbiitten @batboner69 ( yes, i'm tagging you, i want you to feel MORE love!!!! ) @sea-rescue-sdn @swiftasthenight @keymanfromthesdn @makethemanmecha @robert-bobby-robertson @prismisthegoatofbling @beef-beeferson3 @punch-upsdn - all of you so lovely 'n cool!!!!!!! and yeah i'm tagging lots because i loves ( //platonic ) lots!!!!!! and think all of yoouuu deserve good things!! //
Awww thank you for the tag :3
Tagging: @red-ring-robert-robertson-iii @robert-robertson-sdn @ukwallcrawler @veil-sdn @nahual-bitch @batmanz @robertathefirst
/been tagged 4 times on my 3 accounts❤️🩹 don't feel like posting it separately on three accs and idc if youve been tagged or not✌️
@nahual-bitch @batmanz @spiteofgloves3 @aere-dispatch @rrobertson3 @red-ring-robert-robertson-iii @swiftasthenight @scorching-rose
(hell yeah guys I love this community 🫶)
@flam-bae @batmanz @batboner69 @golem-gravy @rrobertsonnumber1fan @tchnursesstation @sdn-hr-official @hr-sdn-rep
((Meeee? Hello??? Tysm oml))
@mark-from-hr @lupersonic @nahual-bitch @sdn-research-and-development @maho-from-torrents
( @hr-sdn-rep )
Mi amo~ I’m back from helping Lupe~
Gwen!! Hi! Ah, jeez, I missed you. How’d everything go down there?
Ollie- the teen- is now no longer in the custody of his parents. He’s in my custody until we find someone better suited to raising him, or until he’s 18. He’s grown on me.
Oh, man. Just when I think you can’t get nicer, now you’re fostering, huh? That’s real sweet, amor. I’d love to meet Ollie one of these days. And Jennie, how’s she doing?
Awwwe, baby…
Jenny’s better than ever- she figured out how to shift herself into a bear cub. It’s adorable- Ollie loves it.
( @hr-sdn-rep )
Mi amo~ I’m back from helping Lupe~
Gwen!! Hi! Ah, jeez, I missed you. How’d everything go down there?
Ollie- the teen- is now no longer in the custody of his parents. He’s in my custody until we find someone better suited to raising him, or until he’s 18. He’s grown on me.
( @hr-sdn-rep )
If you need a babysitter, I'm free. My kiddos would love a new playmate!
Awww, that'd be wonderful! I'm not really sure how much playing Farah could do considering she's barely a year old, but I'm sure she'd love some company!
Oh she’s a BABY baby 🥹 oh she’s still welcome!
Awesome!! And yeah, she's the cutest little thing, looks just like her other father.. 💕
May I see???
Of course, some photos of the girl. She's super sweet
Ohhhh pequeña bebé, dulce cariño, adorable patata...
( @hr-sdn-rep )
If you need a babysitter, I'm free. My kiddos would love a new playmate!
Awww, that'd be wonderful! I'm not really sure how much playing Farah could do considering she's barely a year old, but I'm sure she'd love some company!
Oh she’s a BABY baby 🥹 oh she’s still welcome!
Awesome!! And yeah, she's the cutest little thing, looks just like her other father.. 💕
May I see???
( @hr-sdn-rep )
If you need a babysitter, I'm free. My kiddos would love a new playmate!
Awww, that'd be wonderful! I'm not really sure how much playing Farah could do considering she's barely a year old, but I'm sure she'd love some company!
Oh she’s a BABY baby 🥹 oh she’s still welcome!
