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@hr-violations
I have not been online in the past week so I have no idea if this meme in still circulating
If I made a “Scott Hunter Is The Killer” movie poster/merch for The Killer/Shane’s Mysterious Powers/The Vampire Marleau, would you buy it?
If I made merch for The Killer/Shane’s Mysterious Powers/The Vampire Marleau, would you buy it?
yes
no
I don’t have the money, but I would if I did
depends (? put in replies or tags)
Some art of mine under the cut
honestly I think Ilya really likes cockwarming
“roselana is self indulgent” “roselana being canon would be pure fanservice” I DONT CARE DO NOT FUCK THIS FOR ME!!!!!!
I have a FEELING (delusional) that Jacob might do a teeny bit of fan service during the hollanov wedding
I can totally see him panning to svet checking out rose. Or rose & svet slow dancing together after the ceremony. And ilya looks over at them & raises an eyebrow at svet.
I BELIEVE 🙏🙏
sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy
sometimes this fandom really just makes me wanna scream
ILYA ROZANOV LOVES PUSSY. SO MUCH.
HE JUST LOVES SHANE AND HIS DICK AND HOLE MORE.
BOTH CAN BE TRUE.
like mind you EVERY TIME someone calls him gay or implies he’s gay, he corrects them to his actual identity. that is important to him. he loves shane more than his own life and he STILL wants to be identified as who he is, even if it makes some people question his attraction.
in the show he has not stated it yet (I mean shane is the one who says he likes both, not ilya). but in the books, particularly long game, he explicitly says bisexual several times. Which is fine if you haven’t read it!!! But ilya is canonically bisexual.
anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it
Go ahead guys I’m bored rn
why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
alright one sec
hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is
choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is
choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring
ilya: do you like them? girls?
shane: for sure! i have a distant cousin who’s a girl and she’s always been cool i guess? also my mom is a girl or even a woman you could say and i think she’s neat :)
people so badly want ilya to be “the man” and shane to be “the woman” in hollanov’s dynamic when that isn’t supported in the books or the show lmao. like this weird reaction people give the scene where shane rims ilya and the pearl clutching reaction i’ve seen across all social media is odd. and i like that hollanov have a set top/bottom dynamic, but people don’t understand that queer relationships are not binary and it can be true that shane rims ilya occasionally and is still a bottom. furthermore, it can be true that shane is a bottom and is also masculine. people try to baby girl-ify shane so hard, and that’s fine if it’s for fun and for a fic/making jokes, but when it bleeds into your actual analysis of who shane is that is a problem imo. it feels a bit racially charged, especially when ilya is stereotyped to be a hyper masculine cold stone top when ilya is arguably more emotional than shane and is more comfortable in his queerness.
like it’s okay to prefer hollanov having a rigid dynamic (esp because they do prefer their top/bottom dynamic in canon and that is also a true aspect of queerness), but people often make the mistake of treating hollanov as if they are a heterosexual couple and are operating on a traditionally patriarchal dynamic when that couldn’t be further from the truth. like idk maybe if you feel strange about the idea of ilya being rimmed in s2 and that’s super gross to you, you should look inwardly at that instinctual reaction and examine why it’s so uncomfortable/gross to you.
Actually, I do want season 2 to blow its music budget on a mainstream song. But it’s not Diamonds by Rihanna, and not even because I dislike the placement of that song. I want them to blow all their money to get the Centaurs’ goal song, DJ Khaled’s “All I do is Win,” because I want the absolutely rancid vibes of Ilya scoring a hat trick and then just skating dejectedly back to the bench while that song plays as their fan (1) cheers, because yeah Ilya got a hat trick, but currently the score is 10-3.
Also the team kicking their ass is like, Columbus 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate
There’s this dumbass version of jujitsu where the dudes do it in cars and it’s literally just guys passionately grinding up on each other in a car for competitions. Anyway I think that young Shane would enjoy these videos for completely martial arts appreciation and no other reasons.
shane hollander canonically watches rugby for the hot men. of course he loves a good grappling sport. also i think upon first discovering this shane would grip the armrest with white knuckles and a boner and go “what is the point of grappling each other in a car if it doesn’t end up with someone’s cock down the other person’s throat”
i would also like to think that this is how ilya discovers he is queer in the first place. googling youtube videos which results in him staring intently at men crotch to crotch in a small space
daily reminder to move through the world with the confidence of a white man, specifically, ilya rozanov after his dick pic was left on read and he still proceeded to chase shane’s hole for two years
who up thinking about the enormity of shane's desire
