Cigarettes and Choccy Milk

[hrair-roo]

I will sooner throw my phone in a pool before I pay for ad free Tumblr, Netflix, or YouTube. This is bullshit.

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[void-milf]

pspspsps (malicious sexual intent)

[rubystims]

obble…. source | source (gifset dedicated to a video i saw on discord that i couldn’t stop watching)

[sapropel]

[mtfoss]

This is where I blog from

[sapropel]

That explains why your posts are so sucks

[mtfoss]

[free-my-mindd]

You have to train your mind to not think so deeply into everything some things are not worth your energy.

[dreamgirlvibes]

There are certain things I want for myself and my relationships and I will get them. I will not settle anymore. I will not allow myself to not receive what is meant for me and what my heart and mind needs anymore. I’m tired of watching other people and realizing “why can’t I have it too” cause bitch yes tf I can! And I will. Period.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot

yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress

[i-am-a-magikarp]

Don't worry! The boats just turn into submarines when the sink! They don't actually take any damage, they just travel underwater to get a snack for being such good boats!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

logically i know this, but it's still reassuring to hear someone say it out aloud

[i-am-a-magikarp]

And! When they do a really really really good job they are given boat belly rubs! and an extra warm boat bath! I am glad I could be of help to reassure you my friend!

[thereelspookyone]

why do we praise boats like this boats are an invasive species and danger to the ocean and all of its natural wildlife like sharks and shipwreaks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okay wow that is a MASSIVE generalization, the boat genus has evolved over thousands of years and consists of hundreds of subspecies many of which are perfectly capable of living as part of a balanced aquatic ecosystem. boats aren't automatically evil just because *you personally* think they're big and scary.

@is-the-boat-video-cute your professional opinion?

[is-the-boat-video-cute]

Rating: Cute!

While there are invasive boat species (see: most species of yacht), most species of boat are fully acclimated to their environment!

[peacefulandtranquil]

this is my favourite genre of Tumblr post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what can i say tumblr loves shipping

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY BELOVED

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[feveredcharm]

As someone who is autistic, I cannot, CANNOT emphasize enough the damage the mantra of 'Do or do not, there is no try' did to me. Is it a quote from a fictional mutilated frog in a just as fictional universe? Yes. Did people take it onboard as an actual Thing to Live By? Yes.

Here's the deal- for me, and a ton of other neurodivergent people, trying is tantamount to one of the greatest efforts we can give. Trying is our best some days. It's giving it our all. We're gonna screw up, and fail, and probably be a little bit sad and angry because of it, but lemme tell you a secret.

Doing things halfway, means we tried. It means we didn't just walk away from it. For me for example, if I'm so depressed or in such a sensory-sensitive space that I can't unload the dishwasher, I might still be able to gather all the dirty dishes and put them in one spot for later. Can't shower? I can still run a warm washcloth over my face and put some deodorant on.

You get the gist. If you have a loved one - family, friend, or otherwise - who is on the spectrum or neurodivergent in some way and you see them struggling, don't push them to 'just do it'. Praise them for trying, encourage their efforts and don't get angry if they have to stop.

Trying is doing.

[ratsetflummi]

same with "don't half-ass things". my life get so much better once i gave myself permission to half-ass anything i want

[cleolinda]

You gotta get to half-ass before you can even try to whole-ass. Celebrate however much ass you can manage.

[chaoticneutralwife]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[ruhlare]

maybe another way of saying "i love and miss you" is saying "you took a part of me with you, it yearns to come back to me but belongs more to you than to me"

[skyetownsendsbrain-deactivated2]

“I like when someone knows how to appreciate my presence without losing me first.”

—

[aidashakur]

[perkwunos]

Would you speak this way to trees?

[free-my-mindd]

Don’t overshare. Not everyone has your best interest.

[kosmogrl]