[catlips001]

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

[marmorbun]

Let me see it

[catlips001]

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[mapsontheweb]

Every County With A Target Location.

[nukachemistry]

habitable zones

[valtsv]

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

[cool-art-i-didnt-do]

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

[valtsv]

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

[tsunadadudi]

Theres even more beyond eye of newt

[aviculor]

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

[catboy-supremacist]

[tiktokarchive]

[sisyphusshrugged]

lord forgive me but i’m back in my pjs

[vialjarhorn]

Sun Cat. 7 x 5 inches, oil on hardboard.

[perkistani]

i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj

[random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot]

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[dykecadence]

Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don’t forget it

[pavnet]

the business majors you didn’t oppress? they’re running the Wendys twitter now

[fleetingviolets]

Anyway god told Eve she would die if she ate the apple because he’s a liar and can only function through threats and fear. Now that our eyes are open, as stated in Genesis 3:4-5, god can only demand our worship, thus creating the eternal damnation of hell as a threat. If he lied about the apple, surely he could also be lying about being bound to eternal damnation for denying his will and committing what he considers to be sin? In this essay I will

[theweirdwideweb]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

This is the best Tumblr mobile glitch I’ve personally encountered in a long time

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

How to make anything you do sound suspicious.

Be mostly specific.

I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”

“I met with a friend who is alive.”

“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[commiegf]

one direction was right… she’s insecure