Breathe. Relax..

Be kind to all creatures; this is the true religion

[cheaphalloweencostume]

obsessed with this picture of a juvenile snowy owl sleeping face down looking like a little man

[rodrickheffeley]

set is complete

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[huang-po]

here's some messy art done in ibispaint X :)

[teathattast]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

might fuck around might practice a dead religion

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

might resurrect a slain god with my faith

[virtualcry]

IT (2017)

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[foodforthot]

there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[glumshoe]

A mealworm wiggled out of my grasp and when I went to pick it up, Ziggy POUNCED and aggressively attempted to swallow my finger. He’s mistaken me for food before, but never so TENACIOUSLY. I am deeply uncomfortable and never want to experience this again, thanks.

[cloudchaser2000]

[AS]: we love and are proud of all our shows! Such as Robot Chicken, The Venture Bros, Rick and Morty, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Meatlopse

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

in the morning stomach: hey we’re starving and dehydrated me: Eats and Drinks

stomach: whta the fuck??? hwat the Hell andfuck

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[summerintevinter]

Tales From The Borderlands:

Siding with Jack:

Siding against Jack:

[chewables-deactivated20180405]

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

[classic-jamie]

i jst realized they raised his Ridiculously Low-Cut Shirt what the fuck

[orpheusmorpheous]

[madeinchernobyl]

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

Someone make more I love this new meme.