world’s leading hubernologist

I like and follow from @comradeswampert! petraswyvern over on ao3. I am, unfortunately, the world’s leading hubernologist. welcome to class. My header is a commissioned piece from zeeohyi, and my profile picture is commissioned from diardri!

[hubernies]

"They proved to be an astonishingly good match, working together to protect Fodlan from the shadows. It is said they showed their affection for one another by wearing matching embroidered flowers."

My compendium is now available! A very special thanks to @eepz for creating the cover; I have commissioned many pieces from them, and you should too!

To get a copy of the compendium, please make a donation benefiting my home, Minnesota. Follow these steps!

1: Visit standwithminnesota.com.

2: Choose any donation target listed there. Any at all; there is a huge variety! Make a donation. There is no minimum amount needed.

3: Email proof of your donation to [email protected]. I will reply to you within 24 hours with a link to the folder to view and download the files.

I had to split the compendium into three files, but you will be able to view and download them all. You will have access to all 130.5k of my sfw fanfiction, which will be arranged in chronological order. All of my stories are in the same continuity, so it will be like a very long novel! All told, there are 545 pages. Please note that my adult-only pieces are not included in these files.

We in Minnesota are under occupation by ICE. Even if you do not desire a copy of the compendium, I hope you will still consider donating to help those in need here in my beloved Minnesota.

Please message me if you have questions or if I don't email you back within 24 hours. Thank you!

[hubernies]

Happy birthday Hubert! To celebrate here is 12.6k of emotional unintelligence.

Summary: Hubert is overcome with a sense of certainty that this, the night before the battle at Tailtean Plains, is to be his final night alive. When Bernadetta visits his tent, the two share an intimate moment, which leads Hubert to share far more than he had intended.

[hubernies]

also. I snuck in a Sokka reference in this fic. let me know if you Spot It.

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[hubernies]

it's of vital importance to me that in a modern au, Bernadetta's otp would be hannigram, but in the canonical setting it's Loog/Kyphon. she has been known to throw Pan into the mix as well. her take on Pan is wildly different from Ferdinand's but they can't discuss it because this would require her to reveal the things she has written happening to Pan, all of which would kill Ferdinand on impact.

[hubernies]

"They proved to be an astonishingly good match, working together to protect Fodlan from the shadows. It is said they showed their affection for one another by wearing matching embroidered flowers."

My compendium is now available! A very special thanks to @eepz for creating the cover; I have commissioned many pieces from them, and you should too!

To get a copy of the compendium, please make a donation benefiting my home, Minnesota. Follow these steps!

1: Visit standwithminnesota.com.

2: Choose any donation target listed there. Any at all; there is a huge variety! Make a donation. There is no minimum amount needed.

3: Email proof of your donation to [email protected]. I will reply to you within 24 hours with a link to the folder to view and download the files.

I had to split the compendium into three files, but you will be able to view and download them all. You will have access to all 130.5k of my sfw fanfiction, which will be arranged in chronological order. All of my stories are in the same continuity, so it will be like a very long novel! All told, there are 545 pages. Please note that my adult-only pieces are not included in these files.

We in Minnesota are under occupation by ICE. Even if you do not desire a copy of the compendium, I hope you will still consider donating to help those in need here in my beloved Minnesota.

Please message me if you have questions or if I don't email you back within 24 hours. Thank you!

[hubernies]

See this beautiful land?

These are the Boundary Waters, a pristine region of northern Minnesota. Millions of acres of pristine water and forests.

Trump has already signed legislation allowing for a Chilean mining company to mine this area for nickel and copper. This will ruin the environment here, all to line Chilean billionaires’ pockets. And now, the latest House budget bill includes a provision that would bar people from suing to stop the mining.

But there is still something you can do! Fill out this petition to urge Minnesotan governor Tim Walz to revoke the miners’ lease, before it’s too late. If you’re Minnesotan, call your state rep!

Not Minnesotan? Call your representative to encourage them to vote No on this provision!

If you fill out the above linked petition (which doesn’t require a phone call!) and send a screenshot of the completion screen to [email protected], I will send you the compendium, free of charge.

If you already have a copy, or don’t want one, I hope you will still consider signing, and spreading the word. The federal government seems hell bent on ripping Minnesota apart. Please stand with us.

[hubernies]

the coven meeting is going great

[hubernies]

their second daughter is just Tina Belcher I guess

[hubernies]

Updated list of my Gen 2 Miis, for those of you keeping score at home~

Agnes and Ivy, the daughters of Hubert and Bernadetta:

Briar and Harper, the daughter and son of Claude and Annette:

Augustin, the son of Ferdinand and Marianne:

Valentin, the son of Edelgard and Dorothea:

And finally, Sasha and Gale, the daughters of Petra and Lysithea:

Some general notes:

-Agnes and Briar are romantically involved, as are Agustin and Ivy

-Augustin doesn’t have a good relationship with his mother

-Harper and Valentin really don’t get along either

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[nordstarr]

on fingers in his mouth friday even

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[guiltfactory]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[crabussy]

we all love dynamics that remind us of the moon and the sun but I am baffled by the lack of love for dynamics that are reminiscent of the moon and the EARTH.

[crabussy]

I am so full of life but you are the reason my tides have a rhythm. you are the reason my oceans are brimming with life. you are the reason I can see the light in myself even when it all seems dark and you are the reason my orbit is stable and my seasons make sense. do you see it

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Moon has scars from meteors that would’ve otherwise hit us

[crabussy]

AOAOIUUHHH. NOBODY TALK TO ME

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway