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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

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Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

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Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

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Uranus describing how Aphrodite was born

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Selfie sticks are technically telephone poles.

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Vision being extra and phasing through the wall rather than fly through the Vision sized hole right next to him

Avengers A.I. #1 - “Initiate” (2013) written by Sam Humphries art by Andre Lima Araujo & Frank D’Armata

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like father like daughter I guess

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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

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I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

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An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

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A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

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Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

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So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.

Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌

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I ♥ sluts

#party

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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:

#again

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Throwback to 2 years ago when I posted this guy popping a squat! Regramming from @pandavegan . . . . #squats #dinosaurs #dinosaur #funny #awkward #jurassicplanet #jurassicworld #derpy

#fitness

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when the druid is the party face

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describes how i feel about grapefruit juice.

#pretty much

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Two Sentence Horror Stories

I have a bunch of posts dedicated to two sentence horror stories. Here is one of them.

If you have a two sentence horror story, please share! Tag me in a post @sixpenceee.

by reddit user tsl3161991

A few hours after I was buried alive, I was thrilled when I heard someone digging me out. My joy quickly faded when I realized the sound was coming from under me.

by reddit user PrincessLex92

My two year old is always staring at me. I smile at him to make him laugh and wish the rest of my family could still see me too.

by reddit user chainmale84

“I won’t let the monster get you,” I promised my six-year-old daughter. With the horrible images dancing through my mind, I put the noose around my neck and kept my promise.

by reddit user fabedougou

“Officer, I just looked away for a second and my baby was gone” I sobbed helplessly. “That’s better- I sounded much more convincing this time”, I thought with a smile as I finally picked up the phone to call the police.

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Seriously… What the actual fuck?

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THIS IS ACTUALLY FACTUAL AND NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED MORE

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http://www.usms.org/articles/articledisplay.php?aid=294

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“Knowing that they were losing “valuable product” due to their slaves’ propensity to swim, slave owners began taking drastic steps to protect their property. One of these steps was to instill a fear of the water by dunking disobedient slaves in water until they nearly drowned and by creating fear through stories of creatures living in the water. Thus it didn’t take long to excise or destroy the West African swimming tradition from African- American culture. The Jim Crow laws that were enacted after The Civil War prohibited blacks from the popular seaside resorts in places like Atlantic City, N.J. and Revere Beach, Mass. And by the 20th Century, as the swimming pool began to gain in popularity in the United States, the color line prohibited blacks from enjoying this pleasant recreational skill.

In addition, self-segregation also played a role in limiting those of African ancestry from getting in the water. I remember my Aunt saying to stay away from the pool because, “black folk don’t swim.””

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Such a long and consistent history of anti-Blackness and swimming. Long before police openly assaulted little black girls in McKinney, GoodWhitePeople™ were enforcing White Supremacy and segregating swimming pools.

Motel manager, James “Jimmy” Brock, pouring acid into a swimming pool to drive black people away from a “Swim In” protest, in St. Augustine, Florida on June 18, 1964.

Next time you hear someone ask questions like, “Why don’t black people swim?” Or “Why are so many black people afraid of dogs?” And, “Why are there do so many black people live in poverty?”…..let ‘em know that those aren’t coincidences. These things didn’t just happen naturally, all on their own. There’s a reason for it, and you don’t have to be an historian to know they’re all interconnected through slavery, endemic racism and persistently racist cultural norms.