sentient little teacup

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[holybeings]

I love birds. Reasons for living. Little earth choir everyday are you kidding? Beautiful. Indebted and lucky for it.

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[sheepiebeepie-deactivated202603]

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[infertilityidol]

*about my buddy who's downfall will be his hubris* yeah he's got a bad case of the hubes lol

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

[beardedmrbean]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[3rabbit]

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

[grebenkin]

Take my gay ass to lake ontario

[steveyockey]

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

[wizardarchetypes]

brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[human-pet-they]

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words