love in the age of scurvy

babe! it's 4pm, time for your erotic horror

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Sorry gay people. Time’s up.

[anattmar]

[hymnism]

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[blue-green-memes]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[thememedaddy]

[hubristicfool]

In unrelated news, GUESS WHO'S GETTING BROODY

[hubristicfool]

Trying to find stock photos to make book covers feels like an ever-evolving game of 4D chess in which I try to reverse-engineer the jackson pollock spray of keywords from the dingdongs who uploaded them. "beautiful young woman with pointed ears and a bow" SIR THAT IS AN ELF. LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE SO I CAN FIND IT AND PAY YOU FOR IT

[riverlarking]

whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things

[hardwrench]

well what if we give mike flanagan a really cloying and touchyfeely property to adapt and he ends up making something that’s just fully shit your pants scary and depraved

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[senatortedcruz]

Fandom shit is just straight up not fun when everyone interprets everything in the worst possible faith and acts deliberately obtuse for the sole purpose of getting mad online

[datura-45]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[j66e]

[alysmond]

OBSESSION + Nikki in shadow