steamedspams

give me puppers. i live in an oven.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[parva-ossa-blog]

I wish I was happy.

[amandanxiety]

I wish someone cared

[patheticalum-deactivated2015050]

I GOT 5SOS SOUNDCHECK EXPERIENCE TICKETS THE DAY AFTER I REBLOGGED THIS SO I WILL FOREVER REBLOG ARE U KIDDING ME OK

[hard-on-for-hiddleston]

[x]

[huffle-and-puff]

kinda crazy to think i was there and legit saw him do this (nice benefit was a solid millisecond of eye contact)

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[insideguppysworld]

This is so cute!

[candiikismet]

Soooo adorable

[agirlnamedally]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

[korvys]

You know, I think every single skill I’ve ever learned, was just cause I had a dumb idea, and didn’t yet know how to make it into a dumb reality. 

 For example: I now have some rudimentary video editing ability.

[extremelycursedimages]

[catchymemes]

[t3sla]

fucking hell

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

goal of the race: survive

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[lepetitefleurpetals-deactivated]

In the rain please. Always.

[tyrannyoftheurgent]

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

[prettyandmean]

This is beautiful. So peaceful it could put me to sleep

[funnypeopletwitter]

titanic from bongocat

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[minute-men]

hey Op, do you accept criticism 

[admiralrainbow]

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

[malwarewolf404]

Obi-wan: Look I know we’re about to die or whatever but did I just see you kiss the senator on your way into the arena?

Anakin: What haha dude no

[good-call-my-young--padawan]

[snips-skyguy-squad]

Perfect reblogs 😆😆

[amazingspidey16]

[eroscestlavie]

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

[kemonos]

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

wait

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

[im-dan]

Is the “welcome to chili’s” guy Adam then?

[zacianzremade]

I’m gonna fucking cry this is too much