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Daisuke in the op: distinguished rich businessman with elegance and manners. everyone swoons over him

Daisuke in the show: *doesn’t know how to peel a potato, will fist fight an 11 year old, sleeps in the bathtub, spits food if he doesn’t like it*

sryforthewait-blog

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

moject-prayhem

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

unpretty

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

bisexuhowl

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

unpretty

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

unpretty

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

unpretty

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

onebatch--twobatch

PLEASE click the link

alcrox

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

^^^^^^ please! Do yourself a huge favor and read this masterpiece

hufflepuff-flowerchild

i love this soo much, click the link

homophobicavatarstyle

do you think Suki ever uses the “you burned down my village” card to get Zuko to do shit for her

homophobicavatarstyle

Zuko: I can’t pass legislation that quickly Suki

Suki: but you’re the Fire Lord

Zuko: yeah but I can’t legalise weed overnight

Suki: wow Zuko. you’re really. burning down my dreams

Zuko:

Suki: it’s almost like

Zuko: suki

Suki: it’s just it reminds me of the time

Zuko: suki please

Say it again.

IMPORTANT

Yup! Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.” But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.

gutterballgt

yoko-goto

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

cj-can-art

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

buzzlightyearhugeglock

wrapping my cock head around the trigger and flexing my boner to shoot cops

silvercarstairs14

watch me avoid coronavirus by staying in bed watching Netflix the whole day. If sunlight can’t make it to my room, corona can’t either.

if anyone was wondering how my town is handeling covid-19

#coronavirus #covid 19 #were coping i swear

i-hate-chick-fil-a

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

tamamita

I am so sorry you are an American

It's ok

No, it’s not

help

please

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

memory-thought

The span of human experience is so insane.

kny

not to flex but i’m not straight

kalichnikov

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

thivus

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

kalichnikov

odins-wolf-12

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

scope-dogg

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

gunsandcuffs12

What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.

Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.

scope-dogg

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve