Broke College Student

I don’t even know anymore 23 y/o

[restingwithineywa]

So'lek: Nor, what did you just do!? Nor: I took your advice. I stopped running from the problem and I tackled it head on. So'lek: I meant try emotional honesty, not murder!!

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[spider-starry]

Ao3 wake up please! I don’t like this!!

[hellpotter]

it’s not weird to find fanfiction from 2021, or 2017, or 2014 that you’ve never read and actually taking your time to read it.

it’s not weird to love it and comment and leave kudos because the author will probably still see it someday and it will make them happy.

it’s not weird to like said author’s work so much that you want to go look for other fics from them.

it’s not weird to go through the authors profile and look for other fics from the ships you like (or maybe some that you’ll give a chance because you liked the author) and maybe bookmark them for later.

it’s not weird to read these other fics and like them too and comment on them because you actually like them and you want to let the author know.

it’s not weird to read fanfiction from 5, or 8, or 10 years ago and actually enjoy and engage with it because it’s perfectly normal to relate to something that’s less than a decade old!

let’s stop treating fanfiction like they’re instagram posts that stop being interesting in 24 hours! fanfiction is NOT social media, fanfiction is art!!! and art doesn’t get old in one day, one year, or even a decade!

read fanfiction! write fanfiction! comment on fanfiction! let’s not let fanculture die people!!!!!

[certifiedgirlrotter]

“Damian Wayne needs to be humbled!” He’s literally the butt of every joke. He literally gets beat tf up by grown men all the time. He’s constantly shit talked by his own family. His entire existence stands upon the character assassination of his mother and grandfather. He doesn’t need any more humbling okay?🫩

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce Wayne has a massive bounty on his head at all times, multi millions of dollars constantly hanging above him when he goes out in public. Thus, he has his own personal guard when going to galas or charity events. Is it a conflict of interest that his personal guard is made up of his children and coworkers? Probably. Does he care? No.

Socialite 1: Is that... Nightwing? In a suit?

Socialite 2: It is! Who is that next to him? Red Robin?

Dick and Tim, with blazers and sunglasses over their normal costumes, trailing after Bruce the whole night, trying not to giggle at the absurdity of watching Bruce 'Batman' Wayne nearly spill the entire punch bowl on himself:

At first, the public is concerned that a billionaire can "buy out" vigilantes, but it doesn't take long for someone to just... ask Nightwing to guard them for a night, and he agrees, not asking for payment. This eventually becomes little kids asking for Robin to 'guard them on their way to school' and folks begging Batman to 'guard their dog for the week' (Since when did The Mission become pet sitting???) (Obviously, he agrees, tho the little yippy pomeranian gets taken to Wayne Manor for the week instead, and Ace gets a temporary new friend)

A hotline gets set up so that anyone who feels unsafe can call a number and have one of the Bat Family members walk them home. It gets used a lot by drunk college students, women, and kids who stayed up past curfew.

Scared little kid, barely able to reach the payphone, using their last quarters: Um... I n-need.. Robin.. p-please.. I'm really scared... its really d-dark... my house is far away...

Damian, who is already in the area, beelining towards where the call came from:

[abbotstudy]

THE PITT + NICKNAMES

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

bruce finds out that he owns 20 acres of land in upstate new york but doesn't remember buying it. he's had a lot of hits to the head ok? upon investigation he finds that a crew has been hired to build barns? fencing? coops? stables? did he buy clark a new farm?

he goes to check it out and when he gets there he finds his oldest and youngest sons both there. dick is talking with people and damian is "testing the integrity" (kicking and shaking) of the fences

turns out damian wanted a sanctuary for abused farm animals and dick thought it was a wonderful idea. they go up there whenever they're free and bruce has never noticed until now

[pussyeater8000]

Damian: Father

Bruce, working on a case: I'm busy go ask Dick

Damian: Richard I-

Dick trying to pull Tim out of a cupboard: Sorry, can't right now, go ask your Father

Damian: But he's the one that told me to ask you!

Dick now trying to pry a jar of cookies out of Tim's grubby little hands: Go ask Jason then

Damian: *angry grumbling*

Dick and Bruce standing in front of a burning building: why.

Damian: Todd said it was okay

Jason: Hehe yeah i did

[mossing-around]

You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

[robs-your-robins]

Do you think that Bruce sometimes pulls the ‘my parents are dead’ card? Yes, I get that it was a traumatic and formative event for him but it would also sort of be funny, especially if he’s doing it ironically.

Some socialite telling him that he can’t bring his kids to events, asking what his mother would have said and Bruce deadpans and goes, ‘I think she would have liked to have met her grandchildren. But of course, she never did’

His med school lecturers threatening to flunk him if he doesn’t hand in his essay on blood loss, only for Bruce to say ‘it’s just a touchy subject for me’ and the lecturer blue screening because shit

Some rogue tries to kidnap Bruce at some event, holding a gun to his head, just for Bruce to look at the rogue, almost tearfully and be like ‘i always knew I would end up like my dad’ and the rogue just panics because now they are in a room with a bunch of pissed off people because they’ve almost made the Princess Diana of Gotham cry.

Clark gets mad at him over something, yelling at him and of course Bruce is just no listening so Clark just snaps, Ma Kent’s favourite phrase of ‘who raised you???’ Only to completely fucking choke, pray for the ground to swallow him up because Bruce’s expression just slips a little (inside he’s hysterically laughing). Clark comes by again with a batch of cookies.

He can't obviously use it on the kids and they can't use it on him.

[eldritch-ace]

POV: The last jedi (and jedi adjacent) keep picking up stray "enemies"

Bonus Ezra lmao

Kofi | Commissions

[chaossmith2]

"... You're what??"

Ceasefire In Gaza & Iran NOW!

Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza and demand no war with Iran!

[sugarskies]

sighs dramatically. sentryagent heather au. bob has been developing feelings for a while. he falls asleep on the balcony one night and john drapes his jacket over bob to keep him warm. bob wakes up and has an oh shit moment of realizing he is falling in love with john.

he doesn't know if he wants to actually date him, doesn't know if john is even into guys. before he can figure anything out, olivia shows up. john has been talking to her on the phone. he's trying to repair his relationship with her. the divorce isn't final, he still loves her so much.

bob is conflicted because olivia is one of the nicest people he has ever met. she's sweet and hilarious and absolutely beautiful. but when he sees her with john his heart hurts. he doesn't like it. he doesn't want to resent her, he doesn't want to love john. but he does. he can't help it.

eventually, as olivia visits more often, bob starts to avoid john. john takes this to mean that bob doesn't like olivia (and he does, he really does), and they end up getting into a fight. bob denies disliking olivia, disliking john, but he can't tell the truth. it wouldn't help anyone.

he holes up in his room where he eventually confesses his feelings to yelena. he tells her he feels terrible because olivia is amazing and john has done nothing wrong (if anything, he's doing things right) but he can barely stand to be around them because it hurts so much.

yelena doesn't know what to tell him. maybe john and olivia aren't actually back together. yes, olivia has been around, but they haven't been kissing or anything. but that doesn't mean they're not and it doesn't mean john would have any interest in bob either way.

she ends up hugging him and, later, bob tells john the truth too. and maybe it's not actually unrequited and john admits that he's also had feelings for bob. or maybe it is unrequited and bob's confession brings them closer as friends because it means a lot someone loves him. whichever way it ends, john makes it clear that he really loves bob too.

[mo-mode]

[softestaries]

my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅

cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.

[everdeensmellark]

snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong