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the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

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Love it 10/10.

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wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day

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Aizawa is a mean hedgehog 🦔🦔🦔

Not mean just cranky!

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Alan’s film Jobs

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#theking 👑💚

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Snape: I’m the Half-Blood Prince!

*Turns his back so Potter wouldn’t see his full-body cringe as he remembers his edgy teen-aged nickname*

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Me when I hear my recorded voice:

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Snape wears all that shit to hide the fact that he’s shredded

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i overheard hedwig saying he has an 8-pack

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hagrid saw him outrun a hippogriff

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flitwick says he likes to wrestle with the giant squid

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McGonnagall says she’s seen him doing parkour after curfew

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hermione says he made a cirque du soleil troupe with the house elves

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Harry saw in the pensieve that Snape gives private yoga lessons

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neville saw snape glare at a boggart and it burst into flames

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Sprout says Snape is immune to the mandrake’s cry

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Lupin says Snape bit moony on the full moon and cured him

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Snape survived Nagini’s attack, made a pair of tight-ass trousers out of her skin and milked a bottle of her venom to spike his Firewhiskey with.

So, my five year old brother just came back with my dad from grocery shopping and kept saying that they shouldn't have to pay, that they should have taken all the food and just left. When dad asked what would he do when the cops took him, he said "I'll destroy them with a sword... Or a hammer."

Damn, I knew I wouldn't be the edgelord in the family for long, but I didn't expected to be outclassed so soon.

#my boyfriend just remembered me that I he's an aquarian #huggingtitan

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The entire NEWTS class gangs up on Severus if he doesnt take care of himself.

Severus waved his wand at the board, the days’ instructions appeared but no one moved. He raised an eyebrow.

“Is there a reason for your disobedience?” He asked, folding his arms.

“You haven’t been eating.” One of his students said. His eyebrow went higher. “So, we’re on strike.”

“On. Strike.” Severus repeated each word.

The class nodded.

“You can’t fail us, not without telling Professor McGonagall why. It’s her or us, sir.”

After a moment, Severus sagged. “Fine. What are your terms?”

“Have lunch with us. All week.”

Severus reluctantly agreed. At lunch, they all met in an empty third-floor classroom and had a picnic. Severus still struggled to eat much but he found having the support and encouragement of other people helped.

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I’m accepting the au where Snape survived nagini.

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it’s canon tho

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I mean, the guy is a potions genius who has been around that snake for about two years. You’re telling me he HASN’T been building up a resistance to snake venom?

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stopper. in. death.

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if there is a character who showed loyalty to Dumbledore it is Snape. I imagine him rescued and healed by Fawkes. Makes perfect sense. Sometimes it was more than Albus deserved.

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On the potion making side of things, Wormtail was at his house for a long time, Wormtail who knew how to extract nagini's venom. Blackmailing? Anyone? Just me? Ok.