love you to the moon and to saturn

till • 22 • she/they • idk i like baking and girls and collecting old garbage • i moonlight as @stateofgracedotmp3 and @cherrylouvol6 ✨

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[evilvarric666-archive]

I've been pretty consistently getting third place every race in Mario Kart ever since me & my dad & brother started playing together regularly (early 2020) and I just figured it was because I sucked but then me and dad switched controllers for a race and he was like "???? Ashland this thing is very broken". So we got new controllers and now I'm winning very regularly. Like just absolutely crushing them. It's been very funny.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Literally I sat down on the couch one evening completely prepared to lose horrifically but have fun anyways and my brother passed me a new controller and I won first place seven tracks in a row. It was like this

[thelambliesdown1974]

victory royale

[doublism]

his ass is not playing chess

[eclogues]

Dude if he is playing he sucks he’s not even dominating the center of the board

[pwelverum]

IDGAF if your a little white dog wipe off the crust around your eyes

[billyjoelnews]

man seen in italian restaurant still gossiping about the same people from high school

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[manrippedapartbydogs]

It’s lobster seafood talking heads Monday!

[anarchoanimatronic]

this is what my sims watch on tv

[strelka]

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[foulserpent]

failure

[that-one-space-pirate]

[depsidase]

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[susiephone]

no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie