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The Wieliczka Salt Mine

The mine’s attractions include dozens of statues and four chapels carved out of the rock salt by the miners. The older sculptures have been supplemented with new carvings made by contemporary artists.

sciteachers

For teaching: Geology?

beepony

ive been there and its fucking awesome

cliomancer

I’m so glad our post-collapse descendants will have dungeons to explore.

ordered a burger AMA

yes

we’re dating now btw

paperandpencilsandskips

I’m so happy for you and the burger

bovineblogger

the sloppeerrrrr

HOLY FUCK THE SLOPPEERRR

chillyfeetsteak

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

chillyfeetsteak

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SPECIAL INTEREST MENTIONED YALL!!!

Look at my jellyfish sprites boy

Sundogs

Asperitas clouds

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Glories

Russian Light Pillars

Nacreous Clouds

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Mammatus Clouds (tiddy clouds lol)

Morning glory clouds

St. Elmo's Fire

I could go on for HOURS!! Remember that the would around you is much weirder than you know and the only difference between magic and science is we put names to the latter!

chillyfeetsteak

see she gets it

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tomthefanboy

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

Forest Synth - Legit

Dirtstep - technically yes, and it sounds exactly like what you would expect

Grassgaze - I found one song and it’s strangely ominous

Leprechrust - No, which honestly surprises me

Flowerviolence - real and sounds like crap

Shroom N’ Bass- This is just Hardbass with extra steps

Mushroom House - Legit

Moss Rock - sounds kind of like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud

Shiny Rock - Sounds like if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms

Garden Core - Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax

Cavern Core - Sounds like cookie monster started a garage band in an abandoned aircraft hanger

Treewave - The one song I found sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track

Birdsong - gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a volkswagen beetle

Whistle Choir - Unable to disambiguate

Subterranean Folk - yes if you count underground folk, which absolutely sounds like gnome music

Dark Underground - this sounds what executive dysfunction feels like

Deep Underground - Hardbass with fewer steps OR chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background

Darkdeep - No

Earth Metal - Just because you CAN daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn’t mean that you SHOULD.

Star Metal - This is actually kind of a complicated subject and beyond the scope of this review

Rootbop - no, which is a shame

Meadowpunk - found one song about bitching about condos

Solarpunk - Noting the above exception, most “-punk” musics are different genres with songs about/atmospherically designed to fit the aesthetic of what is more of a social/visual aesthetic

Moonpunk - See above, but if it existed it would sound like rockabilly

Hill N’ Roll - No

Stump Stomp -No, which is kind of a shame, really

Woodwind - literally a category of instruments

callmebliss

I really want a playlist populated by all this

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

a-shadow-a-day

Day 32

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cillin.

leathr-imp

Good morning, Agent P. We’ve intercepted Doofenshmirtz’ blog and found a concerning message. It reads, “Transmasc fall is coming up. You know what that means.” We’re not sure what exactly he’s referring to, but it can’t be good. Find out what he’s up to and put a stop to it.

zeroiii-deactivated20150808

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

kumagawa

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

sgstrider

um. what?

zeroiii-deactivated20150808

you heard the man heterotron activate

contemptible-scoundrel

firing this cunt out of a sling hard enough to dent a knights steel helmet

redpenship

/r/stationsquare

I am at war with Sonic the Hedgehog

No, the title is not clickbait. I got a really nice hammock around two months ago and was having a great time using over the summer. It's one of those fancy ones with pillows and drink holders, so you can imagine that I was making great use of it.

Last week, I went to use it in the morning and found that it was covered in blue quills. Before you flame me in the comments, hear me out: I KNOW the city has an unofficial rule stating that you have to let Sonic use your lawn furniture whenever he wants. I KNOW he's saved the world a bunch of times over. Honestly, when I saw all the quills, I wasn't even mad. I pulled them out and carried on with my day.

But then it happened again. And again. And again. Guys, he sleeps on my hammock at least four times a week. I know he doesn't have a house or whatever (does anyone know why he chooses to be homeless???), but why does it have to be MY hammock all the time? It's really pissing me off.

Anyways, I've started to Sonic-proof my hammock, but nothing I've tried is working. I tried taking it down and putting it in my shed overnight, but I found quills in it again the next time I took it out. I think he literally set up the hammock and then put it back in the shed when he was done with it.

That wasn't the only thing I've done. I've left it covered in water (I guess he's only scared of actually drowning because that didn't work), mud and leaves (it came back clean?), and one time even covered it in crumbs so it would get infested with bugs (I think he just ate them). I'm out of ideas and I don't think he plans on stopping anytime soon.

Does anyone have any ideas? I'm going insane. Everything about Dr. Eggman is starting to make sense to me and it's terrifying.

edit: can the mods please tell people to be civil in the comments? edit 2: how is joking about eggman inappropriate? i didnt realize this sub was full of small animals. edit 3: what do you mean his fox friend is a mod here? does he even live here?

jacquesthepigeon

I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

annabelle--cane

went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

jumberlacks

The correction is killing me

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like