Long Live the King.

To be honest. I don’t even know what this blog is anymore. But strap yourself in and we’ll both find out!

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[vampiredisease-deactivated20190]

reaction image masterpost. please add on

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[brutalfish]

[succulentbud]

[soulbrotherv2]

A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

[rekirobin]

I saw a ball gown version of this somewhere but I don’t know where

[sartorialadventure]

omg i googled it and…

YES.

[thegreenpea]

Nobody reblogging this is cishet I guarantee it

[dkpsyhog]

Now this is badass

[monchursouls]

Instant badass mode! For anyone who wears a dress, robe, or long garment. Want to try it? Go for it!

[rprnemes]

Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

[alwaysbewoke]

Ummm....

[mysharona1987]

[seananmcguire]

My family had no money.  NADA.  ZIP.  ZERO.  I learned how to cook with the shitty cans of food no one wanted from the back of the food pantry.  We all have high blood pressure because our food intake for six to eighteen years was basically solid sodium, all the time.

On class party days, the party frequently replaced lunch, which meant no hot meal for those of us whose parents couldn’t pack us a brown bag.  Policies like this were othering, exclusionary, and most of all, cruel.

[lightandwinged]

I’m so grateful Sam’s teachers haven’t been like this so far, but I guarantee that if I received a note like this, my immediate response would be to email back and say, “Hey, I’ll bake treats for everyone, don’t let any children go hungry.”

This sort of cruel mentality is just so vile, and that it shows up in teachers is terrifying.

[primeemeraldheiress]

I had a high school health class one time where my grade depended on me bringing in enough food for everyone one day. My grade. My mom could barely afford to feed me, let alone the 30 odd other kids in my health class. And he wouldn’t hear of letting me skip the assignment or special circumstances.

Just because your middle-class ass was never food insecure a day in your life doesn’t mean the kids in class you’re teaching know where their next meal is coming from, Margaret.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Auuuughgh!!!

Holy fuck that’s the entire point of a potluck. If you have lots, you bring lots and feed those who don’t. If there are leftovers they go home with the people who need them.

If you brought a 6dollar box of cookies from Walmart that’s fine

If you brought 2 gallons of homemade loaded bacon potato soup and somehow convinced everyone it was fat free and low carb, that’s weird mom but good for you.

If money is tight and you brought nothing, that’s fine, just bring my Tupperware back when you finish the leftovers.

The point of a shared meal is to share.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

Original Art Credits:

1: Malcom Evans, political cartoonist

7: sortimid on deviant art

9: gigis_lab on Instagram

16: @victoriaskeller (site unknown)

Redraw Credits:

8: sortimid on deviantart

9 & 15: destineytomoon on tumblr

10: tokimekiwaku

14: u/peachy-milk-tea on reddit

[sinofcats]

Can this be the new trend this year? I really love it, making non-positive art into beautiful accepting positivity. And also very gay. Love the gay.

[mollyjames]

Ah yes. My favorite genre of webcomic.

[humanprincescar]

So I’m still alive! Totally not dead!

[fslut]

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

[fslut]

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

[fslut]

Thankfully seems I'm not the only one in town who feels this way

[fslut]

This is totally ok to rb by the way

[fslut]

Scam signs:

Targeting teens

No actual mention of the job company or what you'll be doing

Paid daily

Promises of trips and prizes

Encouraging you to bring a friend or relative who's also a teen

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[rip-paramour]

Gentlemen, play La Marseillaise

[collarpoints-blog]

HOLLOW LAUGHTER

inspired by this goddamn post

[collarpoints-blog]

HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY, ELSA UCHIHA

[gaylor-moon]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Right wing white man john boehner fought marijuana as an elected official and is now - shock - in the marijuana business!!

[callapilla-deactivated20240926]

URGENT! HELP ME SAY GOODBYE TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Please for the love of god don't scroll past this.

My fiancé, my best friend, my confidant of nearly four years, @dietcola died Monday afternoon, and I'm so fucking desperate to be present at his memorial service and funeral. I need your help so badly.

It's going to cost $200 for me to be able to leave at midnight tonight and make it in time for services on Friday. I cannot bear the thought of not being able to say goodbye to him in person. Please, please, if you can donate anything or offer any help of any kind, message me.

My paypal is https://paypal.me/j4ys3nH?locale.x=en_US and even the smallest amount helps.

Please, please, please help me.

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201901]

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

[ameerawritesstuff]

do not reblog this unless you mean it. I have dealt with so much anti-semitism in my life and the number of times I get it from “open-minded liberals” is disturbing. Remember this summer when the Dyke Marches banned people for having a rainbow flag with a Star of David on it? I was accused of playing my “Jew card” too much when I tried to get my shitty goy roommate to stop making Auschwitz jokes. 

Being anti-nazi does not equal support for the Jewish community. Do not claim you support Jews just because you recognize that Nazis are terrible. Surprise, we actually have more to us than the Holocaust!

If you DO support the Jewish community, reblog the crap out of this so people can feel safe!

[official-lucifers-child]

YES YES YES YES I SUPPORT I PROTECC AND I EMPOWER ALL YOU JEWISH PEEPS OUT THERE

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.

This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.

It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.

It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.

I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.

[sallychaosaura]

YouTube what the fuck

[ice-block]

Gross it’s a PETA ad too, Incase anybody is tempted to watch the video anyway because “it’s a good message” know that PETA spreads lies and has compared farming to the holocaust as well as claiming drinking milk causes autism so don’t believe anything they say

[dxntloseurhead]

the original post is from today (nov 28, 2019), so this is still extremely relevant. stay safe out there.

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus