Just Like Them Horses

Thirsty

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[ot3]

normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.

[anxeious]

[throathole]

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[joeyclaire]

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

[joeyclaire]

like this is totally allowed

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

large tiles... small tiles... uh huh. now show me as a list. now details.

[dogpuppy]

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[fireopals]

[papayajuan2019]

eating a green apple in public is much more sophisticated than eating a red one. i just came up with this opinion.

[rthritis]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[ktiseos]

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[animentality]