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21 they/she/he/it

[humongousarbiterwolf]

Drew some more Till <3

(yes I'm still alive and still obsessed)

[humongousarbiterwolf]

Once my abuser dies; I'm hiring a clown to very badly play a trumpet through the whole funeral, idc how much it costs

(before you ask why I don't do it myself: I won't go to a funeral of someone who abused me since I was a child :))

[humongousarbiterwolf]

[humongousarbiterwolf]

I was bored so I made a quick sketch with similar dynamic lol

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[aromantic-diaries]

Sex repulsed people should not have to walk on eggshells when discussing their orientation and constantly remind everyone that they're totally fine with other people having sex and that they're not an anti-sex puritan. You're allowed to be grossed out by the thought of sex and you should not feel like a bad person for your discomfort, no explanation or justification needed. If anyone tells you you're harming others just by being grossed out they're full of shit

[reyreyggg]

rrrr.

[nic00let-nico]

Something dumb i doodled

[humongousarbiterwolf]

That feeling when you just want to read an x reader fanfic but all of them are sexual so you gotta whip up the empty word document and write it yourself

[humongousarbiterwolf]

Or worse yet. You start playing it like a movie in your head and never write it down

[humongousarbiterwolf]

That feeling when you just want to read an x reader fanfic but all of them are sexual so you gotta whip up the empty word document and write it yourself

[humongousarbiterwolf]

[humongousarbiterwolf]

The sheer amount of people that don't realize that aroaceness is a spectrum and that even while being aroace you can still enter relationships and be married is wild

(this time I'm not talking about the "aroace people can still date" thing but something opposite that also happens because many (both queer and straight) people cannot wrap their heads around it)

And they also forget that platonic love exists??? Or other forms of love besides romantic???

(I mainly noticed this because of aroace maomao and jinshi on pinterest, like there are so many people that are like 'you can't headcanon maomao/jinshi as aroace because they enter a relationship' at the same time those people ship canonically straight men in gay relationships)

[rottingwithers]

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

[dragoninabackpack]

Thinking about that time I didn't know "eating ass" was a sexual thing and had this conversation with a group of people:

Would you rather eat a guys or a girls?

I dont care.

OK but say you had to choose, which one?

It doesn't matter.

So you're saying you wouldn't at all?

Of course I would, it's a choice cut of meat, I'm not going to throw it away. Doesn't matter who it comes from, it all probably cooks the same.

*que silent horrified stares*

Bro what the fuck???

We're we not talking about cannibalism??

NO???

[humongousarbiterwolf]

For someone claiming they love being a cis woman Joanne Rowling sure as hell puts a ton of effort to present as a man

[yourdeargatsby]

Every Merlin “Arthur returns fic” is so unrealistic. Arthur speaks perfect modern English in every one of them. Need an Arthur who has somehow made it to modern London before Merlin senses he’s back and he can’t understand anyone because yknow, his English is outdated far enough he can’t understand anything, and Merlin’s just desperately trying to find him and Arthur’s gotten himself arrested in full Camlann armor, trying to tell the police what’s happening and that he’s King Arthur and they’re going to institutionalize him

[goobergutz]

I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something

[colorful-craze]

In the rainforest. Straight up “taking over it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. The rainwings.