SURPRISE!

I'm Arnie, i'm 24 and FtM, from London Essex, England. My girlfriend (hausoftaga) made me this blog so that if I got bored I could have something to do. I basically just reblog funny shit and sometimes even something meaningful... Enjoy!

[johnkrasinski-deactivated201305]

[get-to-the-choppa-me]

yea that kinda works

[sixpenceee]

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

[ins3rt-nam3-h3r3]

Bitch. WHAT!

[blu-iv]

Well lets do it

[sixpenceee]

This is how aluminum reacts with mercury. Original video: NileRed

[sixpenceee]

Bees produce shimmering waves for defense purposes, especially against hornets. Dozens of honeybees would sit on a hive and all flip their abdomens up in the air at the same time. Each flip lasted less than a second. This made the hive look like it was shimmering, or moving in a way similar to people doing “the wave” at a football game. If a hornet was not present, only a few bees would perform the shimmer. But if a hornet was nearby, almost all the bees in the hive would show the behavior. …if the hornet was flying more quickly than usual at the hive, more bees would shimmer more often. (Source)

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

That’s so scary 😭

[killmonger3rd]

That looks so dope. Its like a miniature shock wave.

[mossyautumnfox-deactivated20190]

[thebootydiaries]

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Cats VS Washing Machines

[twerkingwithyourmum]

[bwussy]

drunk in love deleted scenes

[pss-pss]

[everlarkdandelions]

[10knotes]

Things That Kill People

[just-shower-thoughts]

Older generations didn’t know what to believe due to a lack of information. Younger generations don’t know what to believe due to an over abundance of information

[snommelp]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your accent is just your mouths font

[2seat]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

howdy y'all

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[autumngracy]

WHAT a goddamn mood

[nunown]

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

[themeless-memeless]

when you get all dressed up but your friends cancel

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

When the Grinch steals Christmas

[why-bless-your-heart]

When a bishop denies the consubstantiality of Christ

[totallyaccurate-hamilquotes]

When you get the news that the colonies won the Battle of Yorktown and are now free

[dare-i-say-asexual]

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

because we know what women want??? next question

[closet-keys]

the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why

[coyotequeencesca]

I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.

[closet-keys]

that is honestly such a good point. 

[naamahdarling]

“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES. WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful And yeah, GOOD POINT.

[goodbyeomelas]

My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3

[findbeautyinyourbones]

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.