Adriënne

[mrdsc1010]

Batman @ Robin:

[friesxo]

me? friends? trusting people?

[spelunk]

i’m just gonna say it

[spelunk]

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

[hungry-demon]

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[spoonmeb]

oooooooooogurl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

[firstladyfeyre-deactivated20170]

Wait what

[prongsthepart-timejedi]

Yes with a shot of fire whiskey 😉

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month!

[silverinkwings]

I want one or maybe two

[consensualclowns]

is this a bi joke

[captainilikeboysandgirlswow-blog]

Probably they wanted to run it bi you

[rogueartz]

I would definitely bi one of these

[there-is-purpose-to-be]

Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian

[amber-issues-deactivated2023061]

These puns are pretty ace.

[narratorquestionmark]

I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

[bongrips-nd-acidtrips]

I’m really glad all these puns pan-ed out 😎

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[oneandonly-ag]

I'm a slut for beautiful sunsets and the stars

[mauricioabril]

“The Shooter” - A story that I came up with two years ago actually but only just now got to draw it out. As a fan of storytelling I always let the art dictate the medium and this one seemed like it could only live as a comic. Hope you all have a great weekend!

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When a nigga w/ long hair, sees a short haired nigga w/ waves & a mean ass fade.

[fvshon]

When a nigga w/ short hair, sees 1 of them Tarzan ass nigga somehow finesse a snap-back.

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When a tall ass nigga, sees a short ass nigga w/ a tall girlfriend.

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When a short ass nigga, sees a tall ass nigga doing the matrix to get twerked on & he keeping up.

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When a Blood sees a Crip, speaking out about police brutality & institutionalized racism

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When a brother, sees another brother standing up for a sister. ✊🏾

[dragonpark-deactivated20160930]

When you finally see your homie w/ the girl he always wanted & deserves.

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

When you finally see one of your homies dreams coming to fruition

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

A good post

[nikareeashlee]

This is how it should be.

[thesweetishthuggishbone]

I live for black positivity

[chicagosugarbitch]

SO PURE

[plenseh]

wholesome!!

[hypnotic-flow]

the wholesomeness

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERTNATION MOVEMENT

[mrmeow-meow]

Don’t mind me, just spreading the word

[acellolover]

Or coffee! But yeah, books for the win!

[femadeofstardust]

OMG! YES PLEASE

[crazycaniac711]

Coffee would definitely be ok with me!

[hungry-demon]

[banyanbonanza]

[best-of-memes]

Not even lion

[lucyintheskywithstarofdavids]

This is the best post I have seen all day

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[avianpost-generator]

reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

[avianpost-generator]

o fuc

uh

[avianpost-generator]

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

[avianpost-generator]

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

[love-freak-deactivated20190805]

SHOW US THE BIRD

[avianpost-generator]

hold on , i am lookin ,

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

ＧＩＶＥ　ＵＳ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＩＲＤ

[avianpost-generator]

b i r d   l o c a t e d 

[ichorandpride]

THATS THE PERFECT BIRD

[fidgetty-cube]

The best anxiety reliever that can fit in your pocket!  Fidgetty Cube is having a 40% sale for a limited time only

[pancakevirus-blog]

My brother has anxiety and this helps him calm down so much

[sevenofsorrow]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE!! They’re honestly the best!!

[sloanranger]

These things are honestly so great I take them everywhere w me everywhere

[prettywickedsnail]

I was just talking about this thing today! I need to buy one.

[hungry-demon]

I have pretty bad ADHD and since I have this cube my focus got so much better!!! seriously the best thing ever