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the unstoppable force vs. immovable object duality of having ADHD that is the inherent embarrassment of having interests and simultaneous urge to express every single thought you’ve ever had on whatever subject you’re currently hyperfixating on at once before it’s lost forever

valtsv

me immediately after acquiring a new hyperfixation:

So true ^^

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

eggerlandmystery

universal experience of not knowing what to do at the “charlie brown” part of the cha cha slide

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Isn’t that what being Charlie Brown is like?

daglout

It’s where you pick one of the dances the charlie brown characters do:

Or at least that’s what my grade was told to do lol

hunsonabaqueer

okay I’m sorry but this is ridiculous, we all know the Charlie Brown is putting one foot infront of the other, and then bouncing your weight back and forth between each foot

aleriehightower

opalsandcream

oldboxofbarbsstuff

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

siderealsandman

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

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Pokemon starters

pukicho

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

chichieef

Sluttonous

pukicho

You have my vote

#me but I did the reverse #was very gluttonous and now I’m feelin a lil horny #and gassy #whoops

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aliaoftheknives

also b4 i forget:

keanu reeves is better at using singular they to refer to a non-binary person than half of the people i know irl who have known i’m trans for years now lmao

in conclusion: no cops at pride just keanu and his motorcycle