Another Pretty Face

I'm Tobie, just another pretty face.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[dragotzenny-deactivated20150825]

Key & Peele: Movie Hecklers

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[bob-belcher]

The Simpsons (1989-present)

[birds-and-friends]

Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

[taylors-a-goblin]

There’s so much about this. The tumble itself is so irredeemably funny. The child stops asking for food and just stares in silence as the adult completely beefs it. The adult, absolutely ashamed, wandering off screen, refusing to make eye contact with the baby.

Perfect 10s all round.

[opheliathegrey]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[valtsv]

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

[valtsv]

[radetzkymarch]

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[only-cat-memes]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

have you guys been on the rest of the internet? because as bad as this, that shit is terrible.

tumblr is reduced harm internet.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

remember when i joked that 14-year-old anarchomarxists bullied me off tumblr and the actual anarchomarxists on tumblr got offended and were like, "They were actually 14-year-old council communists; we anarchomarxists have nothing to do with bullying authors off of social media platforms"?

That's what's wrong with the Left.

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[thebumblestbees]

do i have to watch can i go do something else

[pukicho]

I thought you'd like it