that's not even a joke even

K | adult | any/all | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ckret2]

every time i read this post this is what i see in my head

[theadventurezoneoftruth]

this is one of my favorite TAZ moments of all time btw.

[anti-willo-momo]

candidate for stupidest subreddit of all time

[butchfriend]

Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College

[cognitiveinequality]

[arukou-arukou]

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[ffishstick]

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

[zuzartii]

Obsessed with their dynamic. What the hell is up with these two

[caffstrink]

Jetty is a real one

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[bogleech]

You should want biting and stinging creatures and thorny plants and toxic mushrooms to be common in the wild forever. You should not want forests and wetlands to be defenseless toothless storybook playgrounds for any idiot to lumber around in and their unleashed dog to piss on without any possible repercussions. Something, even a little poison ivy blocking one side path, even a faint cloud of gnats that might get in your eyes, should always be present that forces you to exercise some kind of awareness and care when you're surrounded by nature.

And eventually make you want to leave.

[navadraw]

Melinoe with long hair

[pangur-and-grim]

honestly, open warning to anyone who sits beside me on a plane: I’m eating your ass immediately if we crash. I don’t have any religious hang ups. if we’re lost in the Andes in need of rescue, and I start to get a little hungry, I’m eating you. sorry.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh.

well thanks for letting me know, I’ll rewrite the card I hand out on flights

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[maskenjager]

painting french people studies

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil