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[porterr-robinson]

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

[luminiesbackup]

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kimcheehan]

sqwirl is a noise. squirrel is a word.

[legendarychap-deactivated202010]

Here’s two more versions because I’m delirious and indecisive and it’s 3 am. Happy International Women’s Day! 

[unclefather]

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[rubysapphrald]

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[go-go-gadget-nipples]

The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight

[abouttimefortea]

this is the only thing i can think about now

[mstrmagnolia]

Congratulations to the Spider-verse team!!! 

[guckygarnes]

this image looks like chris evans is mulaney’s highschool bully coming to shove him in a locker

[charlierustories]

I’m so proud of Rami. I love him to pieces but also…

DEAD.

[josskuhh]

Oscars 91st Academy Awards

Best Director: Alfonso Cuarón for ROMA (2018)🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽