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paul mccartney’s performance on abbey road is astounding. not because of the medley or anything but because he opens the album with What If There Was A Guy Who Killed Everyone Around Him with Hammers straight into I’m Going To Kill Myself Because My Friend Got A New Girlfriend
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ 2016 // 2026 ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
oh i just know spider-man would say LMAO and LOL out loud once in a while
I don't have eclipse glasses but it's still pretty cool to see through trees!
Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.
I would unironically love this
you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass
(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information
What’s in the bag: Ryland Grace style
(Getting dragged along to meetings means bag searches happen quite often. He is NEVER ready)
Credit for the list goes to @official-dr-ryland-grace
use your bestie as a table #mytable
comics are the greatest thing in the whole world too bad they require blood sacrifice to make
science just proved that cucumber is bad for you! what they did is that they fed a rat cucumber and then launched a nuclear missile onto the rat and the rat was vaporised immediately! cucumber is bad for you! who would've believed it?!
the trouble with Moroccan art and design is that it’s objectively some of the most beautiful craftsmanship humanity has ever come up with. but I can’t be the white guy who studied abroad in college and now collects Moroccan furniture. I can’t.
it makes you think how many health conditions which allegedly "only emerge during adulthood" are actually conditions which parents deny medical attention to their kids for
If it was really about health, shouldn’t y'all be concerned about chronic pain, chronic illness, disability, medication side effects, hormonal disorders, eating disorders, poverty & food deserts, the crash dieting industry, and all the other shit that sometimes makes us fat instead of just pretending to be worried about how lazy and overindulgent you assume we must all be?
attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.
i like how apples are like. the default object
