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Louder for the people in the back: No sympathy, no quarter, and no mercy
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Please do not pass this by without reading it
Louder for the people in the back: No sympathy, no quarter, and no mercy
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it
My masterpiece… is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
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Oh heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll naw!
Young Freddie.
BONE?!
you don’t even need to see the caption
This guy. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoSh0nvgiOO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15kju4lywp34a
Shirt by thinkgeek.com
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
Reblog if you’d download your mutuals.
“Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?” - Archer
A psychiatrist specialized in gamers
This is supposed to be humorous, but if it works to keep him alive, then it works.
Sometimes preventing suicide simply means reminding people that there are things worth living for and that is anything that makes you happy.
Halo 3 was really important for me in this way. I had to finish the fight.
Half-Life 3?
grants you immortality
Having shit to look forward to is absolutely the way people stay alive.
All people.
Like, it’s scientifically proven.
Having concrete anticipations also gives you a solid reference point against which you can check your mental health status.
The way I knew I had slipped from morbid ideation to suicide risk was when I realized that the release date of kingdom hearts 3 wasn’t enough to make me leave a bottle of hydrocodone alone. The moment of recognition that something I had been dreaming of for 14 years wasn’t enough motivation to make it through the night was how I knew I needed an intervention.
Video games just happen to have concerts dates and strong reactions from people. They’re an excellent and accessible tool.
So, my previous job was a Store Leader at a GameStop and I had a 50’something guest that had just lost his mother. He was in obvious pain and he talked about it with us at the store every Tuesday. He told me he didn’t know what to live for and I tried to keep it light and joked that the new God of War looked pretty slick, so there’s that, just focus on the little stuff that gets you through. He blinked and said his therapist had told him the same thing. So I got a reservation from him and he waited three months and got his game. He came in a week after the game came out and started preorders for stuff that comes out in 2019 and said that it was good advice. He’s had some crap days, but he looks better and was smiling the last day I saw him before I moved. Bless this post for making me think of him.
That’s not justice
reblog until ur fingers bleed
This is not justice.
Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening
For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny.
“We would like to sincerely thank the persons responsible as it made our day when we pulled up what we expected to be hundreds of pictures of coyotes, foxes and raccoons. Thank you to the citizens who noticed the cameras. Your effort and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.”
I’d like to think that this is just how people in Kansas naturally behave at night.
there’s nothing else to do in kansas
Yep, my home state.
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it
99.9/100 to reblog again thanks to emir-dynamite.
I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man’s duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king.
This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together, or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing.
After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king’s castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile. They opened the doors, only to find it empty, save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom.
And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon’s control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive’s pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon’s control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again.
I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend.
They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them.
GLORIOUS.
Excellent DMing!
May I interest you in a game called “A Way Out?”
Dear diary, I was born to make Hells Kitchen / Harry Potter crossover. Nobody was ready, especially Voldemort.
@deducecanoe just said “The Steelers play tomorrow night.”
To which I promptly replied “Let’s fucking hope so.”
Now drink my childe!!!
Bard: I take the goblin lovingly by the hand. DM: no. Bard: I take him behind some bushes in the woods. DM: NO Bard: Fade to black. DM: NO NONE OF THAT HAPPENED
remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
hi what the FUCK does this mean
was…was this not straightforward
@dontbeanassbutt A bit of context: every single video game about vampires has a mechanic where a player can reach down and grab a scurrying rat and drain it for health regeneration or blood magic replenishment. The recent Vampyr game on ps4 is a fine example.