unreality best reality

mar / 26 / she-him / jewish / witch / psychotic

[hushwitch]

nonsense blog

@mahniminobu ffxiv sideblog. @beckrider horror oc sideblog. @veroenica veronica sawyer sideblog.

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Sol Ring

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[simpforsix]

don't know who needs to hear this but gender non-conformity is not only for trans people. cis women can wear binders and packers. cis men can wear breast forms and tuck. cis women can use he/him pronouns and cis men can use she/her pronouns. anyone can use they/them pronouns or neopronouns. anyone can dress fem or masc regardless of gender identity. anyone can take hormones and get surgeries even if it doesn't match the 'normal' presentation for their gender. all the rules about gender are fake and you can do what you want. gender isn't some finite resource. do whatever the fuck makes you comfortable.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[hushwitch]

laying down everything hurts but apartment is beautifully clean GOOD. N I G H T

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[taxidermycatgirl]

top 5 sexiest injuries:

-bruises

-bullet wound

-split lip

-nosebleed/broken nose

-stab wound

[taxidermycatgirl]

glad to see everyone here is also really Normal

[eisenkrahe]

Yes!

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[kaylmao]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[hushwitch]

im dragging myself thru the last dregs of drug brain. i want... to squeeze every ounce of usefulness out of this but it is starting to hurt lol its been nearly 12 hours straight of cleaning and shit

[hushwitch]

me when the cleaning focus does not unlock even after my body is about to give out. guuulp

[hushwitch]

insane amount of cleaning have been done today

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend