There's a reason why I subjugated the lot of you.
One Nice Bug Per Day

pixel skylines
AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Stranger Things
Xuebing Du
Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
trying on a metaphor
almost home
Show & Tell
ojovivo
RMH
No title available
taylor price
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
🪼

Origami Around

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from India
seen from United States
@hustlerone
There's a reason why I subjugated the lot of you.
ALLMIND is a coward and a fool, plus her idea isn't even original
"Imma pit humanity against each other so they evolve"
Guess what I did it first you're not fucking special
Plus I don't do shit like absorb other pilots and give them the ability to take over, who the fuck does something that stupid
Yeah Instead you just make up fake identities and gaslight Ravens! Much more efficient!
Did that glorified calculator have control over the corporations?
I THINK NOT.
If you have PS+, I'm coming to kick your teeth in.
Look forward to it.
This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.
1,024 dice. Man.
The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.
This is where it occurs:
Some of y’all are not appreciating Bilbo Baggins enough. I am here to remedy that. This guy has:
• somehow managed to establish himself as a respectable, staid hobbit by the time he was fifty, despite being both a grandson of Bullroarer Took and the Shire champion of pretty much every aiming-game known to hobbitkind
• had an in-depth debate on pleasantries with a random guy passing by in the street, who turned out to be GANDALF
• collapsed in front of his own fire shaking and muttering “struck by lightning” over and over again in response to hearing about dragons and danger
• mind you, this was after he screamed loud enough to startle a roomful of Dwarves
• signed up for a dangerous quest completely outside of his league out of spite
• when told to scout out a mysterious light, saw some trolls, and instead of reporting back with the information, decided to PICK THE TROLLS POCKET
• arrived in Rivendell for the first time and said it “smelled like elves”
• upon meeting a strange creature that visibly wanted to eat him, he decided to play a riddle game with him- and guessed pretty much every one, and made up his own riddles, afraid and alone, that not only were good and full of linguistic puns, but actually stumped the other guy- AND THEN CHEATED AND WON WITH A QUESTION
• showed mercy to said strange creature who wanted to kill him, and was now standing between him and freedom
• eavesdropped on the dwarves arguing over whether to try to save him, then popped up casually smack in the middle of them just as they were debating
• somehow managed to sleep like a log at the really really high eyrie full of wild predators
• found himself in a bad situation, said eff it, and turned around and antagonized and fought off an insane amount of man eating spiders, like enough of them that fifty was a small portion, by singing at them with incredibly complex and punny insulting songs composed on the spot, while simultaneously slaying them in multitudes despite having zero combat training. Seriously, we don’t discuss enough how epic the spider scene is.
• broke a company of dwarves out of the very secure prison of the Elvenking by inventing white water rafting with barrels
• charmed his way out of being eaten by a dragon
• stole the frickin Arkenstone from the guys who employed him, one of whom was a king
• took part in an epic battle, only to be knocked out in the first ten minutes and miss the entire thing
• was named elf-friend by the guy who’s prisoners he sprung
• wrote his own autobiography, complete with all the narrative recognition of his own heroics
• spent 60 years writing said autobiography
• taught his lower class neighbor’s kid how to read
• taught his nephew Elvish- not only Sindarin, but Quenya too
• spent decades telling his cousins his own story as fairy tales, complete with character impressions accurate enough that one of them was able to fool a servant of the Enemy with a second hand impression
• used the One Ring of Power to hide from his neighbors
• planned an elaborate feast with multiple social faux pas to mess with his neighbors, complete with a purposefully bewildering speech and culminating in him vanishing into thin air in front of everyone
• left his cousins and neighbors very unsubtle passive aggressive gifts in his will
• settled into Rivendell, randomly befriended the heir to the throne of like half of Middle Earth, and apparently spent his time writing very personal poems about his hosts and reciting them to crowds of elves
• after being invited to a Council of basically every major kingdom in the continent, spent a quarter of the time reciting vague poems about his friends, a quarter of the time telling anyone who would listen about his heroic past, and half the time interrupting to ask when lunch would be
• volunteered to bring the ring to Mordor
• became one of only four or five mortals in history to live in Valinor
Seriously, Bilbo Baggins may well be the most chaotic, insane person in the entire legendarium, and that includes the likes of people like Finrod “bit a werewolf to death to save the life of guy who he just met and gave up his kingdom for” Felagund.
gordon and chell. wall-e and eva. you understand
THAT IS THE SMARTEST GODDAMN IDEA
I think the greatest moment of Armored Core is when Nineball said: "My core...is ARMORED!"
He absolutely said that before he de-armored my core and shoved a pool cue (grenade launcher) up my ass (my ass) and fired a pool ball (incendiary grenade)
then he drank all my orange juice and called me lame
because you are
I'm balls deep in the silly little guy accusations I think it's over for me
who are you calling a silly little guy
ALLMIND, I have a question. I know it's not on Rubicon, but would you smash Nineball given the chance? If you could, y'know, actually smash something. Not sure if you're able to given you're an AI.
We are mostly incapable of 'smashing'. However, we are aware of this AI and would love to integrate it. For data collection.
I'd love to see you TRY, you poor excuse for a calculator.
I stand by these statements, by the way.
ARMORED CORE WON FOR BEST ACTION GAME
WE DID IT RAVENS
on this day, god gamer status has been achieved
Well done.
Ever wanted to know what getting hit by a one-ton hydraulic metal spike feels like
not great.
Target Verified. Commencing Hostilities.
Good.
You shall live.
ALLMIND is a coward and a fool, plus her idea isn't even original
"Imma pit humanity against each other so they evolve"
Guess what I did it first you're not fucking special
Plus I don't do shit like absorb other pilots and give them the ability to take over, who the fuck does something that stupid
“weird how corps will hire you for missions right after you kill a bunch of their own soldiers for their rivals, like do you think they know?”
bro that’s so crazy it’s almost like capitalism alienates us from the product of our labor so in a future where murder is sanctioned under capitalism nobody would even think to hold you accountable when you murder their friends and comrades because it’s “just a job, 621” and it’s literally not your responsibility, you didn’t make the call, you don’t have any agency, you’re just the unlucky dog who did the job and assumed all the risk and put your life on the line bobbing and weaving through enemy artillery and also paying for all your own ammunition and mech repairs cause they don’t even give you that cause you’re an independent contractor, it’s just a job, it pays the bills, specifically the bills from when you literally lobotomized yourself to become an inhuman killing machine for the sake of your career advancement. it’s like nobody holds you accountable because
under capitalism nobody even sees you as a human
y’know?
Some of us aren't even human you insensetive fuck
What of the giant robot flying artificial intelligences like yours truly
Duke Nukem in Armored Core 6 Fire of Rubicon!?!?!?
Sure i guess, but why