General of the First Order (Retired)

greetings lgbtq community

[manlethotline]

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

[charl0ttan]

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

[huxsuggestion]

I should have assigned the task to Phasma.

[contac]

[contac]

I had no idea what this post would become when I unleashed it on Tumblr. I’m so sorry.

[auckie]

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

[niedopalek]

[bpdslime-blog1]

“what motivates you?”

[bombing]

the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem

[evilvillain123456789]

hmmmm…im not sure i can do this whole evil thing much longer

[evilvillain123456789]

just kidding i shall be cruel and terrible forever

[pukicho]

I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” 

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhh]

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

[huxsuggestion]

Unleash a wild beast upon an unsuspecting populace, confident your stormtroopers can pacify it.

[huxsuggestion]

When they fail, close your eyes and accept death.

[huxsuggestion]

Unleash a wild beast upon an unsuspecting populace, confident your stormtroopers can pacify it.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sunbutch]

local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders

[jakemorph]

men will see a common fly and think I am going to ensnare this in silk

[daco-broman]

men be like can I please starve to death in a corner of your livingroom

[shirtsthatgohard]

[daphrona]

Walked past a beloathed coworker that has been picking a fight with me vis a vis our lead as a middle man and he had tumblr open on his phone so Kevin if you're reading this I will start a war you will not win if you keep this shit up.

[daphrona]

You're allowed to reblog this to let Kevin know I'm not fucking around.