Spooky Bitch Society

Kris // They/She // 19 // This is my library of trash hope u enjoy

[theconcealedweapon]

Poor people are shamed or criminalized for panhandling, living with parents, sleeping in public, selling drugs, or performing sex work, none of which involve relying on government.

Meanwhile, rich people rely on government all the time. They lobby for policies that benefit them. They own patents to destroy competition and allow them to price gouge or plan obsolescence. They rely on police to protect their property so they don't have to hire their own private security. They use prison labor to save money on labor costs. They profit from wars.

It's almost as if poor people are hated for being poor and not for relying on government.

[syn-ack]

Company known for unethically collecting and seeking access to people’s metadata: Hmm… Nobody trusts us. We should do a friendlier rebrand but under what name…

[zooiboo]

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

[raccooninthedaytime]

📝🐝

May i take your order?

[radicalurbanista]

full thread

how to disarm Boston Dynamics drone dog

[squeeful]

[tentacuddles]

would much like  to point out that the people publishing these articles are trying to needle millennials into treating gen z with the same disgusting vitriol we were treated with.

don’t buy it.

our younger brothers and sisters might eat a tide pod and get us blamed for it, but we have more in common with them than we ever had with boomers or gen x.

they are terrified of the things we can do together. remember that.

[heliacal-paladin-deactivated202]

[bellygangstaboo]

I feel like there should be a website dedicated too breaking down the coded language in these headlines tbh.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]

[owlmylove]

— Cat Cohen

[babyanimalgifs]

Bird threading pine needles through a leaf to shelter its nest 

(via)

[bixbythemartian]

this bird is fucking sewing

[wellamarke]

the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

why are you like this

[wellamarke]

the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

why must you

[wellamarke]

i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

are you kidding me

[wellamarke]

i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

please stop

[wellamarke]

[yourethebestjake-deactivated201]

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

[wellamarke]

just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love  for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme. 

[msilverstar]

The ultimate bredlik post!

[grantairezee]

your friend is wronge I haue to saye Thy bredlik post hast mayde my daye i hope they lerne from this instead: embrace the meme and lik the bred

[sleepnoises]

I think it would be cathartic if god tried to scoop me up in its hands and I bit them and scrambled away. I think that would fix my problems

[llleighsmith]

*me making my seventh tea / coffee of the day* maybe this little beverage will motivate me to finish my work

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

[gahdamnpunk]

This is just depressing. Mad respect to people who still choose teaching as their profession though 🥺

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think im gonna start carrying around a note in my pocket at all times like “IF I DIE IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT INVESTIGATE IT” just to waste people’s time after i’m dead too

[cookieflips]

Op do you want your browser history opened after you die because this is how you get your browser history opened

[cheaphalloweencostume]

go ahead i have nothing to hide

[emailmore]

watching some gibbon vids

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

just wait til you see their skeletons 

like God copy+pasted humans except in a monster factory episode 

[leztat-deactivated20230701]

WLW IN PERIOD DRAMAS + DANCING

Frida (2002) // Dickinson (2019-) // Head in the Clouds (2004) // The Favourite (2018) // Gentleman Jack (2019-) // American Horror Story: Hotel (2015) // Penny Dreadful (2014-2016)