Sleve McDichael

she/her 25

[mypoorcanary]

[targetedknowledge]

[0v9]

deeply unserious animal

[inwardhardar]

That thing is straight-up a BUG

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why do you have this thing

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[is-the-post-reliable]

found this thing the other day showing the actors' birthyears if the show started today (as in: when they would be born if they were the same age currently as they were when the show started)

can you check them

I don't really take requests any more, but I feel pretty confident that Geoffrey's birth year is spot on /j

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[lopkelepke]

[kibumkim]

The patriarchy won lmao

[pancakeke]

she's right cause I'm gonna fucking get her

[miamaimania]

"Caravaggio" (1986) ⚜ Derek Jarman — film still with Dexter Fletcher (detail)

[miracoll]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[roscolux]

back in the office

[roscolux]

i really can't stand this shit. can everyone start seeing themselves + others as actual people with agency

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[stay-the-knight]